tips for going out with a hooker?
 

I got sick of strippers so I've been seeing this hooker for a few weeks now (unpaid). She seems a bit crazy but we have a lot in common, fast food, xanax and bourbon.

anyone got any tips for having a prostitute as a girlfriend?

does happen but rarely and never forget....

once a hooker always a hooker

pick out a good urn

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Tips for having a prostitute as a girlfriend...

Treat them like any other girl. There really isn't much of a difference. :)

How could you get tired of strippers?

best advice I was about to type the same thing :pimp

NOTE: Just kidding ladies.

I don't recommend dating hookers. V.D. is very bad... mmkay?

my exact thought.

Just make sure she brushes her teeth a lot ;)

larf larf! nice one

the responses on this thread cracked me up... hahahahahahahhaha

you want her for a girlfriend or you just want to fuck her, nothing less, nothing more ?

Go pick up a cheap wallet and rig it with an exploding dye pack like banks use (preferably with bright pink or flourescent ink).

Place the wallet in your glove compartment with just one credit card, and then pull into a mall parking lot with your hooker/girlfriend. Tell her you have to run into the mall real quick and pick something up, and that it will only take like five minutes. Then conspicuously reach into your glove compartment, grab out the credit card, and toss the wallet back in the glove compartment.

Kiss her goodbye and then head into the mall, and wait for five minutes.

If she is there when you get back, she's a keeper. If she is gone, but then shows up at your place covered in dye, saying the beauty shop had a special on flourescent dye, it prolly wasn't gonna work out anyway...

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Keep your Pimp hand strong and make sure she hands you over all her earnings !:thumbsup

This man's a fucking genius!

Wear a condom when fucking her

yeah best tip :)

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I had a wanker say once ... you mean I got to PAY to talk to you?

I said in reply ..

You're a Man ain't you? Full grown? You should be used to paying by now.

But the deck is stacked in our favor, we got 50% of the money and 100% of the pussy.

Wear two condoms..