Post an erotic statement that comes to mind right now
 

There's nothing i'd like better than your eager lips caressing my soft inner thighs and tongue parting my pink petals of perfection seeping glory awaiting the penetration of your warm tongue.



Ok go for it. Must be original. Get it off your chest. :thumbsup

Do you write craigslist w4m spam posts?

On your hands and knees,I'll be with you in a minute

the semen dripped like silk pearls from his spent cock.

hahaha. no.
random bursts of creativity in a sea of erotic swine.

You call that a $40 blowjob?!?

I want my money back!

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That's not erotic! You lose! :upsidedow

Lick my ass.

Jesus, no wonder you guys can't get laid :1orglaugh

Post your manboobs

I swear, I totally meant to stick it in your vagina.

That's my nubby

As she lay there, I watched as the hot summer day made her breasts glisten in the sun. It was so sexy but so wrong as she was my mothers friend. I started to get hard and then she saw me looking out the window. She said Kevin come here for a second.
I didn't know what to do as I was really hard. So I told her be there in a minute. I decided to jerk off and then go see what she needed. As i started to stroke my bedroom door opened and there she was in her Bikini. She asked if what I was doing was because of her. I said yes that she looked really hot out there. She asked if I wanted to fuck her and I said yes. She came over to my bed and dropped her Bikini bottoms and undid her top.
They were great tits and her nipples were hard. She climbed on top on my cock and started to ride me. She felt so good and tight that I had to fight off the urge to cum right away. After I got it under control we fucked for about 20 more minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. My cock got thicker and harder than it ever had before. She started to cum and i let loose with more cum than I had ever let out before. As we lay there her still on top of me and I could feel the cum running down my thigh. She had to leave and I said See ya on the boards Cyn:)

that is my forte :)
 

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If you don't do it right this time I swear I'll slap you again you stupid bitch.

What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pppppbb, ppppppbbb. You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

ok you asked for it
http://cyndalie.com/cynavn1.jpg

You suck cock better than your sister.

Sorry about that, I didn't mean for you to feel the teeth:(

much love baby, thank you :)

I'd drop a load on em :pimp

Please excuse spelling mistakes and other grammatical errors. I was typing with only my left hand as my right one was busy.:jerkoff

Erotic text seems to be a style of adult writing, rather than just that Erotic is X - or softcore in nature. I find they often over explain some sexual details because they are trying to sound sexual. Adult Paysites, which are clearly for men, have this style of stories.


To me Men are easy to write for. The promo text/stories & ads show what men like. Cut the fluff, hit the hardcore, simple bursts of hardcore/erotic direct text - explain the chick/ass/tits, his dick & her pussy, and how good this fuck will be/is/was.

This is what guys think, so stories like it work, " Sandy has a tight little fine ass, cups under, umm.. and you can just dream of laying her tight, white little panties on the bed, and just ripping into that fine little dripping wet pussy.... Just hope nobody sees me wankin to her in the bushes."

Forget what movie it's from but...."Suck me beautiful" comes to mind.

In the moonlight, I saw your skin glisten with sweat from our lovemaking.

Fuck my ear stud

Heylo shot master :) Miss ya jack.
movie was American pie i think :) classic

"Um, excuse me. Can I please put it in your butt hole? I really want to be inside you, however I don't really want to have babies, and all of my condoms were used up on the last whore who came to my place."

Hmm I saw this add in tv: Grandparents and kids in a car listening to some house music headbanging. They are enjoying the song which goes: I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THEEE ASS!!!

Then the add goes: If you want to understand your favorite songs...LEARN ENGLISH:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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That's two MORE in the pooper
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After returning home from a long night out, we decided to relax on the sofa and take in a movie. I went to the bathroom as I normally do to relieve myself. To my surprise when I returned she was wearing only a pink transparent nighty. It had a cute little flower print with lace trim. Wow she looked so hot in it too!

As she walked by the light from the television I could see completely through it. Her breast were so full and her nipples were already erect, I could see the silhouette of her pantyless shaved pussy, which caused me to become hard in an instant!

As I removed my shirt, she began to walk towards me with her hourglass figure, then straddled my thighs. I know she could feel that I had become hard because I could hear a slight pant as she sat her bare croutch onto my throbbing cock.

With her soft breast pressing against me it seemed as though her hard nipples were caressing my face. I grabbed her sweet soft ass and I could feel moisture on my hand as I innocently brushed against her honey spot while rubbing her inner thigh with the tip of my fingers.

Ride'm Cowgirl!

My last dinner cost me my lover...hmmmn...i love to eat dinner in the backyard...

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i would like to get it off on your chest

u know how the world works, don't u?!? :thumbsup

So there I was, balls deep and pumping my throbbing man meat at a furious pace in and out of my French teacher's love canal. All the while she kept screaming out erotic phrases in French while tugging upon my longish hair.

How I wished I had studied harder so I could understand what the fuck she was saying, but then I am guessing the words she was so passionately speaking were probably not included in my textbook anyway.

Suddenly she said something I could understand, "Spank me, mon cheri".

She let out a yelp as my open hand came crashing down hard upon her ass. You could see the outline of my hand in red on her firm ripe pale white buttocks where I had spanked her. I rubbed that spot and she moaned. It was still warm.

"Again", she whimpered, wanting still more punishment. As my hand came down hard against her flesh again and again, she lustfully screamed out, "Oui", "Oui", "Oh, Mon Cheri".

The school bell rang just as my cock erupted with a volcanic explosion of hot cum inside the moist cavern of my French teacher's perfect pussy. I was grateful that my next class was P.E., because I needed a shower after this torrid impromtu lovemaking session.

Instead of changing straight into my gym clothes, I grabbed a towel and dashed to the showers for a quick rinse off first. Hot steam rose around me, and in my reverie I dropped the bar of soap I was scrubbing myself with. As I hunched over to pick it up, I had a feeling that I was being watched.

Out of the corner of my eye I could see my grizzley old gym coach. He was sweating profusely and there was a strange glint in his eyes...

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Baaaaaaaahhh!

This thread has explained so much to me... its all making sense to me now~~~

For the strange and unusual adults here on the board when I think of erotic I think PASSION!

That would be the Lifetime channel...

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if this thread goes on, you can publish a book about common erotic phrases

yeah baby! yeah! suck my head!

Cmon, you may as well. I'm gonna tell everyone you did it anyway.

"Hey, you look really nice tonight. Do you spit, or swallow?"

Most . erotic . line . EVER

"Rub yourself wet. I'll go take a shit and fuck you when I get back"

honey spot! nice!

Fuck no...

i love the look of my herpes blood on your lips ...