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DarkJedi 03-27-2007 07:55 AM

Would you be stunned if a doc told you you had cancer?
 
I'd be like: "Dude, where's the morphine?"


What about you?

polish_aristocrat 03-27-2007 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 12154754)
I'd be like: "Dude, where's the morphine?"

yeah, sure

DarkJedi 03-27-2007 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12154769)
yeah, sure

I shit you not.


The chances are, living in modern society with all its chemicals and pollution, you are more likely than not to die painfully from cancer.

scottybuzz 03-27-2007 08:15 AM

well morhpine has been around a long time, they had it in alabama in the 30's, hardly modern society.

directfiesta 03-27-2007 08:17 AM

no

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Rhesus 03-27-2007 08:17 AM

Why act so much like a retard?

Danny B 03-27-2007 08:17 AM

Well, that depends on your lifestyle.

I'm a heavy smoker (not proud of it) I like my heinekens and love red meat. So when I'm about 50 yo I won't be stunned if they tell me I have cancer, but i would be realy UNhappy.

DarkJedi 03-27-2007 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 12154853)
Why act so much like a retard?

I don't know. Why do you ?

DarkJedi 03-27-2007 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Danny B (Post 12154855)
Well, that depends on your lifestyle.

I'm a heavy smoker (not proud of it) I like my heinekens and love red meat. So when I'm about 50 yo I won't be stunned if they tell me I have cancer, but i would be realy UNhappy.

Hmm makes sense..

Coughing up blood and half a lung that makes one seek out a doctor....pretty much why would one be surprised? Same thing if you cannot take a shit, and when you do, it is tarry, stinky and blood gushes along with the excrement...not too surprising.

WarChild 03-27-2007 08:22 AM

Smoked for 15 years, wouldn't be too surprised.

I think your "more likely than not" is a little off though.

Jakke PNG 03-27-2007 08:22 AM

Isn't it like 20-25% of the population that at one point in their lives have cancer of some sort? I remember reading that somewhere, but not sure where..so it can totally off the mark.

Fletch XXX 03-27-2007 08:26 AM

Cancer: one of my main reasons I stopped eating meat.

Been veg for awhile and lovin it.

czarina 03-27-2007 08:28 AM

yes, it would be really hard to accept, mostly because I have a little son

Rhesus 03-27-2007 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather (Post 12154883)
Isn't it like 20-25% of the population that at one point in their lives have cancer of some sort? I remember reading that somewhere, but not sure where..so it can totally off the mark.

The risk is a lot higher among people from lower socio-economic classes, who also tend to practise a more devastating lifestyle, such as being obese, smoking. Virtually all of the 'big killers' are significantly more prevalent in 'poorer' people - that is, in western society.

scottybuzz 03-27-2007 08:31 AM

anway im off cya guys, enjoy ur gang banging.

Sharky 03-27-2007 08:40 AM

My Mother died on Mothers day last year from Cancer. She was 51yrs old. I wouldn't wish that on my worse enemy. When she passed she looked 100yrs+. It was horrible.

BusterBunny 03-27-2007 08:43 AM

i was told i had an malignant osteoma and had months to live in error a few years back.....the doctor no longer works there:thumbsup

Mr. Manson 03-27-2007 08:49 AM

I'd probably get very drunk, again and again and again!!!

V_RocKs 03-27-2007 09:15 AM

There is either something on the other side of death or there is nothing.

Either way, the only way to know is to die.

JamesK2 03-27-2007 09:19 AM

That's why enjoy your life to the fullest every single day.. ;)

CherryLipsRosa 03-27-2007 09:45 AM

i will not be stunned but worried i think

LittleSassy 03-27-2007 06:51 PM

i'll be....but then again, look at the bright side, i might die young, not from old age :P

cool1 03-27-2007 07:26 PM

nope
happened to me last year
went to the doc for chest pains and breathing problems and after xrays and shit he tells me he is sure I have lung cancer. So I ask him whats the next step, MRI was it, and the test showed no cancer but it did show that I do have COPD (emphysema), so then I was a bit stunned and decided to get me a new doctor.
now I am on 3 different puffers and can climb to my third floor apartment with no difficulties. Quit smoking etc.
Hopefully I won't need an oxygen tank for 10 or 15 yrs.

Barefootsies 03-27-2007 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 12154843)
well morhpine has been around a long time, they had it in alabama in the 30's, hardly modern society.

The 30's? Are you kidding? They had it LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG before that sire.

:2 cents:


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