Deaf bookkeeper (JOKE)
 

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him out of
ten million bucks.

This bookkeeper is deaf, and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf
bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing ten million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the ten million bucks you
embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

That was a good one.

That is a great joke

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice

haha nice one

that was good.

hahaha very good

this one cracked me up

nice joke ! :)

Couldn't the Godfather have written down his question to the deaf bookkeeper and asked him to write the answer down on another piece of paper? How did communication between the two go before this fateful encounter? Did the Godfather have to have somebody with him at all times that could sign when he wanted to converse with the bookkeeper? Your story doesn’t quite hold up. I think it was YOU czarina, not the deaf bookkeeper, who stole the Godfather’s ten million dollars.

Wow...you're assuming the Godfather is educated and can read and write. And you're trying to redirect blame onto czarina. Therefore, it is my assumption that you, notabook, are, in fact, the Godfather's attorney. Why else would your nick state that you're not a (lowly) book(keeper)?

So where's the $10MM? I want a cut or I will rat you out on GFY.

:1orglaugh and :1orglaugh :1orglaugh at notabook

Uh... uh.. LOOK OVER THERE! It's a gay pregnant interracial couple burning the American flag!

...and then?What happened? lol

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I don`t like big jokes but this one was really good,I had a good laugh,thats exactly what I needed.Thanx!

funny ha ha