who here has a personal assistant?
 

if you do, what do you pay them?

i sometimes think i need one...but then i realise im hella lazy

6 bucks an hour, and breakfast lunch and or dinner depending on the time of day.

I don't but I need one.

I definitely dont need one right now but id like to have a sexy piece of ass hanging around while im working, something wearing high heels and stockings.

I do... I pay them with sex.