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MikeSmoke 04-06-2007 03:17 AM

The REAL reason not to get engaged....
 
So it's 2 1/2 hours before my fiancee is flying home for the Easter weekend (where she's going to show off her new engagement ring to her family for the first time).
I'm awakened by a shriek.
She dropped her engagement ring down the sink.
The piping under the sink is solid plastic, so there's no easy way to remove the trap.
I make about 30 frantic phone calls and find a plumber who gets here 1 1/2 hours before her plane leaves.
He uses a saw to cut the piping so we can get the ring out, and then reattaches it - it takes about half an hour.
I get her to the airport 1/2 hour before her flight leaves - she makes the flight by 3 minutes, only because of a 10 minute technical delay.
And the rest of my day is ruined.

Anyone else thinking about getting engaged? :1orglaugh

SexualDragon 04-06-2007 05:23 AM

Don't you just love when things go wrong?:Oh crap

gornyhuy 04-06-2007 07:07 AM

Sounds like it went well, actually:
-you got the ring, it didn't go past the trap
-she made her flight with no additional bullshit or cost
-she's out of your hair for the long weekend

Whats not to like?

CDSmith 04-06-2007 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 12207682)
-she's out of your hair for the long weekend

Whats not to like?

Nailed it right there.

Sosa 04-06-2007 07:22 AM

be lucky that you were able to get the ring... sounds like she needs to get it re-sized....

woj 04-06-2007 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12207711)
Nailed it right there.

:thumbsup

MikeSmoke 04-06-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 12207682)
Sounds like it went well, actually:
-you got the ring, it didn't go past the trap
-she made her flight with no additional bullshit or cost
-she's out of your hair for the long weekend

Whats not to like?

Good point, actually - unless you're the kind of person who'd prefer to begin his day without major drama and angst :1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 04-06-2007 02:37 PM

I thought you were going to say it went down and it went away...God bless those Traps..LOL>

Good Save though.

MikeSmoke 04-06-2007 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 12210024)
I thought you were going to say it went down and it went away...God bless those Traps..LOL>

Good Save though.

lol...if it went away, i wouldn't be here posting...i'd be in prison on homicide charges :1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 04-06-2007 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 12210343)
lol...if it went away, i wouldn't be here posting...i'd be in prison on homicide charges :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Scott McD 04-06-2007 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 12206801)
She dropped her engagement ring down the sink.

Hopefully she's learned from her mistake... :upsidedow

CDSmith 04-06-2007 06:29 PM

Once she's back, wait until she's asleep and then crazy-glue it on her finger.


That'll fix her.


:D

Drake 04-06-2007 06:32 PM

You're even more of a hero to her now. Whenever she gets all over your case in the future, just remind her how you sacrificed to save that ring that represents your union.

Shakula 04-06-2007 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 12206801)
So it's 2 1/2 hours before my fiancee is flying home for the Easter weekend (where she's going to show off her new engagement ring to her family for the first time).
I'm awakened by a shriek.
She dropped her engagement ring down the sink.
The piping under the sink is solid plastic, so there's no easy way to remove the trap.
I make about 30 frantic phone calls and find a plumber who gets here 1 1/2 hours before her plane leaves.
He uses a saw to cut the piping so we can get the ring out, and then reattaches it - it takes about half an hour.
I get her to the airport 1/2 hour before her flight leaves - she makes the flight by 3 minutes, only because of a 10 minute technical delay.
And the rest of my day is ruined.

Anyone else thinking about getting engaged? :1orglaugh

Why waste money on a ring?
You know it wont last.

MikeSmoke 04-06-2007 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12211048)
Once she's back, wait until she's asleep and then crazy-glue it on her finger.
That'll fix her.
:D

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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