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Shakula 04-06-2007 04:16 PM

Guys, what do you think about girls....(dog-related)
 
who has dogs? I just cant fucking stand it.

I hate to see when girls kiss their dog, feed em and then eat some of the shit as well...

Or even worse, they fucking clap the dog, then they touch you with their filthy hands :throwup

Or when you come home to a apartment/house where a girl lives with her 2 dogs and the house is a complete mess, you cant even sit down in the couch without standing up with 1000000 kg of doghair on you.

Or she lets the fuckers sleep in her bed!

Lets face it, every woman who has a dog is filthy.
The only man I know who knows how to deal with his wife´s dogmania is a guy who doesnt let the dog to come inside the house.

Its either this option or just breakup and move on........

tASSy 04-06-2007 04:24 PM

good idea. fair warning: i have a dog. i love her. she is very clean, but she is #2 to me. if you can't handle that ask shakula for a date, he hates dogs! :thumbsup

J. Falcon 04-06-2007 04:25 PM

this post is hilarious

Shakula 04-06-2007 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12210571)
good idea. fair warning: i have a dog. i love her. she is very clean, but she is #2 to me. if you can't handle that ask shakula for a date, he hates dogs! :thumbsup

She is very clean? What do you compare it too? Yourself or what?

Amysworld 04-06-2007 04:32 PM

I have never had a guy get up and leave because I had a dog.. and yes, my dog sleeps in the bed.

^5 Tassy

:thumbsup

Shakula 04-06-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amysworld (Post 12210617)
I have never had a guy get up and leave because I had a dog.. and yes, my dog sleeps in the bed.

^5 Tassy

:thumbsup

:throwup :throwup :throwup :throwup :throwup :throwup :throwup

Id like to see pics of thoose guys, i think the answers are in the pics.

Scott McD 04-06-2007 04:36 PM

Not a dog lover huh ?? :1orglaugh

Tenfoot 04-06-2007 04:38 PM

I don't know, maybe it was my sick twisted imagination, I thought this thread was going somewhere else. haha!

something maybe involving a girl, her dog, and some hamburger.

Shakula 04-06-2007 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12210631)
Not a dog lover huh ?? :1orglaugh

A dog is just like a woman, you have to teach em where their place in the house is. If you date a woman who has a dog before you knew her, you are fucked.

If she wants to get one while you date her, you can control her about this issue.

Tenfoot 04-06-2007 04:41 PM

By the way... dogs have NO place in a house.

Dogs in the house is some gross mofo shit.

Shakula 04-06-2007 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenfoot (Post 12210649)
By the way... dogs have NO place in a house.

Dogs in the house is some gross mofo shit.

Thank you! Great minds think alike.
:thumbsup

Phil LoadedCash 04-06-2007 04:46 PM

My exs house was very clean and the dog was treated like a human..

but the girl was a slut. so she went bye bye.

candyflip 04-06-2007 04:47 PM

My dogs keep me warm when my girls is out of town. She's the one who doesn't allow them in bed.

Shakula 04-06-2007 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12210673)
My dogs keep me warm when my girls is out of town. She's the one who doesn't allow them in bed.

Keep you warm? There are better ways to solve that problem.
:Oh crap

Shakula 04-06-2007 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x Shady x (Post 12210671)
My exs house was very clean and the dog was treated like a human..

but the girl was a slut. so she went bye bye.

Here is a newsflash for you: MOST GIRLS ARE.

kthx

Amysworld 04-06-2007 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12210629)
:throwup :throwup :throwup :throwup :throwup :throwup :throwup

Id like to see pics of thoose guys, i think the answers are in the pics.

Hahah... considering I am in a 7 year relationship and I wake up and Justice, my dog, has usually wedged us apart, I can officially say, my man doesnt mind my dog at all.. I think she may get better treatment!!! haha

Amysworld 04-06-2007 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12210641)
A dog is just like a woman, you have to teach em where their place in the house is.

And that comment right there is why I wont even bother looking back to this thread.

What a stupid frame of mind. I feel sorry for any woman you come in contact with. :1orglaugh

Shakula 04-06-2007 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amysworld (Post 12210684)
Hahah... considering I am in a 7 year relationship and I wake up and Justice, my dog, has usually wedged us apart, I can officially say, my man doesnt mind my dog at all.. I think she may get better treatment!!! haha

Okay, you got me there.
I just cant imagen what goes on in your mans head.

Shakula 04-06-2007 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amysworld (Post 12210691)
And that comment right there is why I wont even bother looking back to this thread.

What a stupid frame of mind. I feel sorry for any woman you come in contact with. :1orglaugh

Ohh please. Wake up. You need a realitycheck.
I guess you are short on life experience.

Most guys will admit (maybe not on this board) that women needs to be controlled. If you dont control them, your future with her is doomed.

XY > XX

Tenfoot 04-06-2007 05:04 PM

Women want and need to be controlled. They say they don't, but thats a fucking lie. Its programmed into us to want to control women, and its programmed into them to want to be controlled. If any woman is with a man, and he doesn't have control, then she is dreaming of a man that has the nutsack to be able to do it.

Stop ladies, unless your a lesbian, please don't argue with something that any psychologist will tell you is fact.

p1mpdogg 04-06-2007 05:11 PM

only reasona bitch has a dog is becasue
a. she is ugly and needs a friend/attention
b. needs her pussy eaten often
or
a&b

candyflip 04-06-2007 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12210678)
Keep you warm? There are better ways to solve that problem.
:Oh crap

I have an electric blanket too! :1orglaugh

HeadPimp 04-06-2007 05:13 PM

Could it be he is only hitting women that can't be distinguished from the dogs?

tASSy 04-06-2007 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12210720)
Ohh please. Wake up. You need a realitycheck.
I guess you are short on life experience.

Most guys will admit (maybe not on this board) that women needs to be controlled. If you dont control them, your future with her is doomed.

XY > XX

oooooh where to start...let's see if i can even begin to fathom this idiotic post:

1. "reality check" is TWO words. (i guess you are short on grammar experience)
2. "most guys will admit...that women needs to be controlled." (proper grammar would say "women need to be controlled" not "womens" - but hey, who's counting with the moronic post you started with?)
3. "if you dont control them" - (i assume you just missed the apostrophe)
4. p.s. oh yeah, you're an idiot! wheeee!!!! :321GFY

SilvercashJeanette 04-06-2007 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12210720)
Ohh please. Wake up. You need a realitycheck.
I guess you are short on life experience.

Most guys will admit (maybe not on this board) that women needs to be controlled. If you dont control them, your future with her is doomed.

XY > XX

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I take it you haven't had many girlfriends have you?

Amysworld 04-06-2007 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12210802)


oooooh where to start...let's see if i can even begin to fathom this idiotic post:

1. "reality check" is TWO words. (i guess you are short on grammar experience)
2. "most guys will admit...that women needs to be controlled." (proper grammar would say "women need to be controlled" not "womens" - but hey, who's counting with the moronic post you started with?)
3. "if you dont control them" - (i assume you just missed the apostrophe)
4. p.s. oh yeah, you're an idiot! wheeee!!!! :321GFY

YOU ROCK GURL! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

SilvercashJeanette 04-06-2007 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12210802)


oooooh where to start...let's see if i can even begin to fathom this idiotic post:

1. "reality check" is TWO words. (i guess you are short on grammar experience)
2. "most guys will admit...that women needs to be controlled." (proper grammar would say "women need to be controlled" not "womens" - but hey, who's counting with the moronic post you started with?)
3. "if you dont control them" - (i assume you just missed the apostrophe)
4. p.s. oh yeah, you're an idiot! wheeee!!!! :321GFY

I agree :thumbsup

mortenb 04-06-2007 05:27 PM

This is without a doubt the dumbest thread of the day.. A couple of idiots trying to stir up drama..

Steve Awesome 04-06-2007 05:31 PM

This isn't drama. This is some kind of germ phobia thread.

Mr Pheer 04-06-2007 05:34 PM

I dont have a problem with a well-trained dog being in the house. But an animal on my fucking furniture or in my bed? Not under any circumstance.

Amysworld 04-06-2007 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortenb (Post 12210847)
This is without a doubt the dumbest thread of the day.. A couple of idiots trying to stir up drama..

Just another cry for attention from the guys at the shallow end of the genepool. :winkwink:

germ 04-06-2007 05:58 PM

my dog is better than you.


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Shakula 04-06-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tASSy (Post 12210802)


oooooh where to start...let's see if i can even begin to fathom this idiotic post:

1. "reality check" is TWO words. (i guess you are short on grammar experience)
2. "most guys will admit...that women needs to be controlled." (proper grammar would say "women need to be controlled" not "womens" - but hey, who's counting with the moronic post you started with?)
3. "if you dont control them" - (i assume you just missed the apostrophe)
4. p.s. oh yeah, you're an idiot! wheeee!!!! :321GFY


English isnt my first language and I speak 4 different languages and write them pretty well too. How many do you speak & write?

Answer: 1, so sit down and stfu

I am and will always be superior too you. Face it and move on.

Shakula 04-06-2007 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilvercashJeanette (Post 12210820)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I take it you haven't had many girlfriends have you?

For the past 5 years ive been busy but just because I moved things didnt work out, I knew it wouldnt when I moved (to another country).

So, if you wanna go down that road, you have to do better.
Finding girls arent a problem, but at the stage of my life its better to be single. I cant take the problems a woman would cause right now.

Not that you would understand anyway, this is to complicated for your species.

Shakula 04-06-2007 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenfoot (Post 12210750)
Women want and need to be controlled. They say they don't, but thats a fucking lie. Its programmed into us to want to control women, and its programmed into them to want to be controlled. If any woman is with a man, and he doesn't have control, then she is dreaming of a man that has the nutsack to be able to do it.

Stop ladies, unless your a lesbian, please don't argue with something that any psychologist will tell you is fact.

Good post. Aint that the truth.
:thumbsup

Shakula 04-06-2007 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 12210874)
I dont have a problem with a well-trained dog being in the house. But an animal on my fucking furniture or in my bed? Not under any circumstance.

Hmm, well-trained yes. But from the posts that we have seen the last couple days about dogs dogs dogs dogs, how many of them fits into that category?

Answer: None, lets face it, even paris hiltons dog could kick most of theese dogs asses.

p1mpdogg 04-06-2007 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tenfoot (Post 12210750)
Women want and need to be controlled. They say they don't, but thats a fucking lie. Its programmed into us to want to control women, and its programmed into them to want to be controlled. If any woman is with a man, and he doesn't have control, then she is dreaming of a man that has the nutsack to be able to do it.

Stop ladies, unless your a lesbian, please don't argue with something that any psychologist will tell you is fact.

could not have spelled that any better or gramatically made it any better or even stated it any clearer. dead center right on the money~!!!

DamageX 04-06-2007 06:47 PM

Pure comedy. :)


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