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Amysworld 04-11-2007 09:50 PM

Google map's directions from NY, NY to Paris, France
 
Check out #23... I thought it was pretty funny.

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=e...81.738281&om=1


1. Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi
1 min

2. Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi
1 min

3. Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min

4. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft

5. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min

6. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins

7. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins

8. Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road 0.4 mi
1 min

9. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min

10. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins

11. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi

12. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins

13. Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins

...
14. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins

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15. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi

16. Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins

17. Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi
38 mins

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18. Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road 56.0 mi
56 mins

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19. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min

20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins

21. Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi

22. Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi

23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi 29 days 0 hours

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24. Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins

25. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi

26. Turn right at E05
Partial toll road 17.3 mi
22 mins

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27. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/Paris/Evreux
Partial toll road 9.1 mi
8 mins

28. Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road 20.3 mi
17 mins

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29. Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road 56.5 mi
47 mins

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30. Take the exit on the left onto A14 toward Nanterre/La Défense
Partial toll road 12.5 mi
16 mins

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31. Slight right at N13 1.4 mi
3 mins

32. Turn right at Avenue de Neuilly/N13 269 ft

33. At the traffic circle, take the 4th exit onto Avenue de la Grande Armée 0.7 mi
3 mins

34. At Place Charles de Gaulle, take the 5th exit onto Avenue des Champs-Elysées 1.3 mi
3 mins

35. Slight right at Voie Georges Pompidou 1.4 mi
3 mins

36. Slight left to stay on Voie Georges Pompidou 440 ft

37. Slight right at Quai de la Mégisserie 377 ft

38. Continue on Quai de Gesvres 0.2 mi
1 min

39. Turn left at Place de l'Hôtel de Ville 194 ft

Juicy D. Links 04-11-2007 09:51 PM

Amy when are we gonna have sex?

Amysworld 04-11-2007 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 12240263)
Amy when are we gonna have sex?

Random much?? :1orglaugh

Shakula 04-11-2007 09:52 PM

Amy likes doggy

Amysworld 04-11-2007 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shakula (Post 12240267)
Amy likes doggy

Lol.. who doesnt??

Juicy D. Links 04-11-2007 09:56 PM

my bad , i havebad memory i meant when are we gonna do it again???

Shakula 04-11-2007 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amysworld (Post 12240273)
Lol.. who doesnt??

I like it doggy but i dont like dogs!

HeadPimp 04-11-2007 09:57 PM

LOL.... Someone at Google definitely has a sense of humor.

DateDoc 04-11-2007 09:58 PM

that is great - step 23 may take a little longer though. :)

Mr Pheer 04-11-2007 11:22 PM

Amy when are you going to take some pics on my bikes?

Amysworld 04-11-2007 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 12240482)
Amy when are you going to take some pics on my bikes?


Hell.. it says you are in Vegas. You supply the photographer and bikes, I'll supply me!

I was wondering, do you ever go to any of the open bar/ www.spyonvegas.com events? It's nice to know people in the area. :thumbsup

Mr Pheer 04-11-2007 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amysworld (Post 12240491)
Hell.. it says you are in Vegas. You supply the photographer and bikes, I'll supply me!

I was wondering, do you ever go to any of the open bar/ www.spyonvegas.com events? It's nice to know people in the area. :thumbsup

hmm... first I've heard of it

However, this is one of my favorite restaurants:
http://www.spyonvegas.com/index.php?...cent/view/2114

I dont live far from there

Amysworld 04-12-2007 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 12240556)
hmm... first I've heard of it

However, this is one of my favorite restaurants:
http://www.spyonvegas.com/index.php?...cent/view/2114

I dont live far from there

Scores in Vegas is the BOMB! I love that they play videos that the strippers dance to on the big screen. Good choice! Actually, they had open bar one night .. I think it was for XXX Vodka.

TG Rebecca 04-12-2007 07:29 AM

haha! that is awesome! :) thanks for sharing. :)

notabook 04-12-2007 07:32 AM

I swam across the Atlantic once. And by Atlantic I mean an olympic sized swimming pool. And by olympic sized swimming pool I mean a mud puddle. And by swam I mean stepped over.

woj 04-12-2007 08:53 AM

heh, that's great :thumbsup

WebairGerard 04-12-2007 09:08 AM

thats funny stuff

DirtyDanza 04-12-2007 09:09 AM

Pheer... Hannas is the bomb.. I am not to far from there as well.... I am grand canyon and trop


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