Common 'slang' phrase for female masturbation ?
 

Yknow how guys are jacking off, whacking off, spanking the monkey and etc

Well I know that women 'rub one out' but what other popular 'slang' terms are there to describe female masturbation?

...finger

jilling off

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a date with Charlie
bean rubbing
brooking
buffin' the muffin
buttering up the whisker-biscuit
churn the butter
Clinton's cave
composing on the single-key piano
dancing with Damien
date with Rosie
diddle
dildo oneself
double-click your mouse
digging a trench
driving Miss Daisy
feed the other mouth
feed the cannibal
fiddle
finding Nemo
finger-bang
finger oneself
finger-fuck oneself
five finger taco tango
flicking Flinkman
flick the budgie (Australia)
flicking the bean
four-lipped whistling
frig
frosting the muffin of love
giving the fuzzy bunny a carrot
gusset typing
itchin' the ditch
impeaching Bush
jill off
harvesting lentil
letting your fingers do the walking
let the beaver swim
little Southern romance
making soup
massaging the mound
marching the penguin
nursing the hatchet wound
paddling her canoe
playing Sonic
playing the pelvic piano
Hand Solo
plunging the Happy Hole (US)
poke oneself (Britain)
polish the pearl
prepare a bean and fish taco
paste the tuna
rock the little man in the boat
rubbin' the nubbin
self-test
she-bop
sink the little man in the boat
slapping the gash
hunting in the cave with the spear
stirring the trough
strumming
strumming the ham banjo
tangsturbate
the two-finger panty shuffle
the two-finger taco tango
tick the box
tossing the pink salad
twins in the hole
Twix(two fingers of pleasure)
having a gabby
Ya-Yaing the Sisterhood
Yellow-Paging the axe wound
baiting the dove field

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taking Captain Picard up to warp speed

LMFAO ...........:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dayum! thanks mikey.. that should help :kisskiss

Finding Nemo? WTF??? LOL

frott the mott or frotting the mott

damn mikey.. you got those all saved up in a word doc or somethin?? lol

flanging. friging. frapping. stooking. just make it up.

lol some of the terms on that list are just insane.. I mean.. impeaching bush?? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mouaehhehaehe some are pretty funny!

Exactly, like Jack amd Jill (jacking and jilling))

I own jillingit.com and these five jilloffgirls/chicks/cheerlearders/moms/nurses; I also own jackings.com

Dave

Auditioning the finger puppets

lol, nice thread:thumbsup

flicking the bean has always made me laugh for some reason

Check cashing...

too many slang terms!!!Geeez!!

Fastest finger 1st

bean twiddling

Frigging off

Making a self payment with the hairy checkbook?

I would go with diddle

buttering up the whisker-biscuit

LOL