I just killed four people.
 

I went to watch 300, then was drinking with a friend, brought him home, and went back to the bar. Some asshole with 5 friend jumped me, we fought them off, but I think 4 of them are dead. M piercing was torn out of my lip and I am super pissed but left before the cops were arriving.

I kill a few hundred thousand babies every day when I abuse myself sexually.

you sure you werent just drunk, and your friend fucked you in your ass? and you imagined the rest?

yeah thats more believable than you killing four people :1orglaugh

I might be in jail tomorrow. However for the moment, I'm 99% for going back to the bar and finishing the job with my piercing torn out :mad:

Word to the wise...my head is bleeding....but I am not as bad as those fucking ticos are right now.

I should change your username to "RedShoes with WhiteStains". :Oh crap

Every person relaxes in his personal, unique way. :)

I am not joking. I am home now but I will go back and next person who gets in my way is going to be dead. Period.

I go to sleep now with anger in my heart, but I will avenge this...right time, right place.

Are you serious?

it's on the costa rican news channel right now :Oh crap

This is so weird.

I found this to be hilarious as one of the top stories:
http://www.ticotimes.net/topstory.htm

"Park Debate Rages As Turtles Vanish"

OH THE HUMANITY! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE TURTLES!

Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs.

http://static.flickr.com/57/227582090_6ae39b8cd5_m.jpg

That would make a realy good movie script

What bar was this at?

double post

triple post

Give us some news links!

I was so drunk last night and I get pissed off, and then I killed 10 chickens!

oohh are you serious...? damn....

wtf ? did you go see 300 w/ jacob last night???
damn hope you are okay
glad he got home safe lOL

where the hell am i when all the good shit happens :(

That's fucking crazy, I like how you post your confession on gfy

Congrats. Now go shoot yourself.

You're brave enough to confess a sin.. I wish the cops won't sue you here on board also... lol:1orglaugh

best watch that scene:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8NV00luZurw

So it's on the news already there and you have posted it was you here Keith ?

Man, you must be rollicked, unwise my son, unwise.

2c

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Such a rebel!

Are you going to liberate mommie's basement of the washing machine? Or perhaps steal the old folks' bedroom TV set?

flea for your life... visit your aunt in Texas!

to much movie watching for you my friend

did you impale them with a spear while yelling, "This is Sparta!!" ???

Oh shit :helpme

Dude call me...

If you were fighting me you would have had your ass kicked, :2 cents:

:1orglaugh sounds like only one of them is really dead :winkwink:

Glad to hear you're ok.

Aww, that sounds awful. I hope you feel better when you wake up and that you don't end up in a Costa Rican jail.

Hope everything's ok dude.

Now I'm going to have to dig out my Snatch DVD :upsidedow

you are the man of the day- congrats

Panther....

where is the news link?

here it is News link

Feed the bodies to the pigs..they eat everything but teeth

Did you get any panties?

piercing must have hurt

good job with the killings homie :) lol

Nothing in Diaro Extra which is a good thing, their claim to fame is they cover every murder, so odds are they mdae it...

Ok now that I am awake and sober here is what actually went down, ignore my previous posts from the moment I got home drunk and angry :winkwink:

I was standing at the bar talking to someone and one tico kept going 'hey gringo! gringo!' so finally I turned an asked him in spanish ' what the fuck do you want?' and next thing I knew he and 3 of his friends were attacking me and the guy I was talking to (who was a tico also).

I managed ot grab one fo them and while his friends were hitting me in the head with bottles and fists I kept repeatdly slamming the one's head into a wall until he went down, lying in some blood. Then cops were coming so I headed home.

So no one is dead, I didn't see any news about it, and according to the other tico guy those guys always try and start fights to steal people's money (though as it turns out they didn't get anything off me I have my passport, cards and cash still).

So I only have some dried blood on the back of my head and a swollen lip but other than that, no damage done :)

was it this in jaco by any chance??? heard that place is dangerous