Michael Jordan reportedly paying $150 million in divorce.
 

http://starherpes.com/2007/04/15/mic...r-150-million/

Damn man.

Bitches cost a lot of money.
Dont marry em.

for 150 mill I'd marry the sob

Yesterday I was at Midway airport in Chicago, sitting next to this guy from Ethiopia.

He was looking at the headline of some guy's newspaper that said something along the lines of "M.J. Most Expensive Divorce" and asked me what it meant.

Having not read the article I made an educated guess that is was about Jordan and alimony because of all his endorsements.

We talked for a while and he learned new words, like "golddigger" and "pre-nup" and "pre-nuptial."

He seemed pretty appreciative and finally understood Eddie Murphy's 'Coming To America.'

I felt I had done my good deed for the day, although the girl sitting across from us did not seem to amused.

she is a lucky bitch

Jordan, welcome to the Paul McCartney club.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Baddog, im impressed, atlast you do what you should be doing everyday. Talk to some old folks and help em out with basic shit. Thats what life is about at the age 70.

I am going to laugh when I hear that you died at the ripe old age of 20.

Don't know you or baddog, but whenever I read YOUR posts "nappy headed ho" comes to mind.

*shrug*

I miss Jordan, The NBA just isn't the same anymore.

Obsess much?

I'll say this first: I'm not a sport fan.

But there was this one championship game the Bulls were playing. Jordan sickly. I was in college at some older chick's house mildly watching the game with people that fed me some yummy drinks and whatnot. Jordan shoots some last ditch shot and wins it, then almost crumples over. When everyone left, I got a blowjob that ended with "I bet no girls your age suck cock like that."

Thank you Michael Jordan
and
Thanks to that older chick.

.... that's all I had to offer this thread. My apologies.

Cheaper alternative:


http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archive...m-revolver.jpg

Just a little.

It is fun to watch people jump on others about being "old." I remember when I was 7 and thought 21 was old.

I guess he plans on killing himself before he hits 25.

Great, now Michael Strahan's ex wife is going to read that and have her lawyers sue Strahan for $150 million because part of her pre-nup said she'd have more money than any ex wife of an athlete named Michael.

That must have hurt!!

Well lucky him. From his posts i'm guessing he has another decade to go. So he has time to actually have sex.

I'm sensing that his wife might have reacted like this to the settlement figures:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../seinfeild.gif