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CDSmith 04-15-2007 06:03 PM

Cheating bitch hides in the basement, then sneaks off when wifey is asleep...
 
I think I know the chick writing this. The way she's describing things it sounds like a guy I know.

I always knew that twit would get caught one day. (if it's the same guy)


Anyway, the wife writes (in today's Winnipeg Sun):

Quote:

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts

I came home at 3:15 a.m. from work to find a strange truck in the driveway. I thought it was one of my boyfriend's buddies sleeping off a drinking spree in our basement--it's happened before. I went into the house and crawled into bed with my guy, and went right off to sleep.

About 30 minutes later I woke up because I heard the back door open and shut, and the truck outside starting up a minute later. I looked out the window and the truck was backing down the driveway, with no head showing and no lights. That was odd -- like the person was lying flat to the wheel. When the person got out in the street, the head came up and it was a WOMAN!

I woke my boyfriend up and screamed at him to GET THE @$%& OUT. He looked real sheepish, and grabbed his jeans and jacket and ran off. I haven't seen him since. Was that what I thought it was?

Caught Him in the Act?

Whyteridge
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Dear Caught

Yes, it seems your boyfriend had a woman in your house with him while you were at work. You came home after they had accidentally fallen asleep. When he heard your vehicle motor arriving and stopping, she scrambled down to the basement like the rat she is, and escaped once she thought you were asleep. That about covers it, and the sheepish look on his face clinched the matter.

Put his stuff out by the curb and tell his family to come and get it. You don't need to talk to him again.
Good advice.

If it's the guy I know I wonder if he'll be calling to ask if I have room for him to crash for a while. ha ha

I'll have to say no. I can't abide cheaters.

LittleSassy 04-15-2007 07:51 PM

cheating is bad....

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-15-2007 08:05 PM

Crazy story...

notabook 04-15-2007 08:09 PM

Everything is good advise except:

"Put his stuff out by the curb and tell his family to come and get it. You don't need to talk to him again."

Where I live it's illegal to do that... you have to give them notice and I think at least two weeks before you throw out their shit.

beemk 04-15-2007 08:21 PM

haha what a stupid bitch for even asking, girls like that just want you to tell them otherwise. "oh no, im sure she was fixing the furnace in the middle of the night"

Spunky 04-15-2007 08:57 PM

Always bone your mistress at a hotel or her place

CDSmith 04-15-2007 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 12258977)
Always bone your mistress at a hotel or her place

Or at least never leave the fucking truck parked in the driveway... christ.

People are nuts.

ADL Josh 04-16-2007 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by LittleSassy (Post 12258736)
cheating is bad....

i agree:thumbsup

HomerSimpson 04-16-2007 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by LittleSassy (Post 12258736)
cheating is bad....

It's not bad, actually it's great, unless/until you get caught :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

k0nr4d 04-16-2007 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12259513)
Or at least never leave the fucking truck parked in the driveway... christ.

People are nuts.

Maybe the mistress didn't know anything about it...

D 04-16-2007 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12258812)
Everything is good advise except:

"Put his stuff out by the curb and tell his family to come and get it. You don't need to talk to him again."

Where I live it's illegal to do that... you have to give them notice and I think at least two weeks before you throw out their shit.

Werd.

Supposing that she just left his stuff on the corner, and assuming her place was his legal residence for a stint, she'd be liable for all damages incurred to said property in most places, I'd think.

Though, given the circumstances, I'm not sure what way a judge would go.

D 04-16-2007 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 12261832)
It's not bad, actually it's great, unless/until you get caught :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Dishonesty's never the way to go, imho. :2 cents:

You have no place in a committed relationship if you aren't committed.

I say that if you have the urge, be up front with your significant other, and get her in on a swinging lifestyle, or get out of the relationship.

Life's too short to carry with it the stresses that lies bring with them.

mattz 04-16-2007 11:20 AM

lol pretty funny story

KrisKross 04-16-2007 07:29 PM

People in Winnipeg need to write to the newspaper to get a question like that answered? She couldn't have figured it out herself?

Goodings Media 04-16-2007 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk (Post 12258844)
haha what a stupid bitch for even asking, girls like that just want you to tell them otherwise. "oh no, im sure she was fixing the furnace in the middle of the night"

too true

tony286 04-16-2007 08:29 PM

How do they know it was a girl ? lol

CDSmith 04-16-2007 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 12264788)
People in Winnipeg need to write to the newspaper to get a question like that answered? She couldn't have figured it out herself?

Yes, obviously if this woman is clueless everyone in Winnipeg must be as well.

It just stands to reason.

:D

Basic_man 04-16-2007 09:03 PM

Now that's one funny article :)

Tryme 04-16-2007 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12262097)
Dishonesty's never the way to go, imho. :2 cents:

You have no place in a committed relationship if you aren't committed.

I say that if you have the urge, be up front with your significant other, and get her in on a swinging lifestyle, or get out of the relationship.

Life's too short to carry with it the stresses that lies bring with them.

says the guy who peddles porn

notabook 04-16-2007 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Tryme (Post 12265364)
says the guy who peddles porn

How is peddling porn dishonest?

Snake Doctor 04-16-2007 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tryme (Post 12265364)
says the guy who peddles porn

If you're not in this business then what the fuck are you doing on this board?

Trying to find some free content because your broke ass can't afford a membership?

Eat shit and die troll :321GFY

KrisKross 04-17-2007 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 12264994)
Yes, obviously if this woman is clueless everyone in Winnipeg must be as well.

It just stands to reason.

:D

You said it, not me ;)

headless ghost 04-17-2007 06:12 AM

always wanted to bang a chick who drove a truck

Gabriel Night 04-17-2007 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleSassy (Post 12258736)
cheating is bad....

i agree too

cool1 04-17-2007 06:44 AM

We really didn't mean to fall asleep, but shit happens
I thought her hiding in the basement for awhile would work out
but I was wrong. :(
Now I have to find a way to get my stuff and find a place to stay.
I guess I do have all summer to find me another woman to keep me warm next winter, so it shouldn't be all that bad
:winkwink:

CDSmith 04-17-2007 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 12266712)
You said it, not me ;)

Uh huh.


lol

Jman 04-17-2007 07:09 AM

If you got to cheat leave that chick and find one who wants to be a swinger. At least she'll have fun watching you fuck other girls and not freak out about it... Geez ;-)

Tanya_AWP 04-17-2007 07:18 AM

she must have been pissed!!!!

Mr. Manson 04-17-2007 07:21 AM

Interesting........:upsidedow

Ssv 04-17-2007 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Tanya_AWP (Post 12267009)
she must have been pissed!!!!


Naaaah:1orglaugh :1orglaugh First she wrote a letter, to be shure that her guy is cheating, and after she got the response that Indeed the guy is cheating she got pissed LOLOL
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fap 04-17-2007 08:44 AM

Why did i read this?

CDSmith 04-17-2007 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by banthis (Post 12267392)
Why did i read this?

Better yet, why are you talking to yourself?

_Richard_ 04-17-2007 09:20 AM

it could have been worse.. hahaha

CDSmith 04-17-2007 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 12267579)
it could have been worse.. hahaha

O'rly? How so?


Btw, this happened to me once. Had been seeing this nurse for 2 years back in '96. I dropped by her place one day to drop something off of hers and she was half-dressed, with pants on and just a bra, and looking a little sheepish and nervous for some reason. I remember wondering what her deal was at the time, but left a few minutes later. It didn't immediately occur to me what was going on..... but later on I started to think maybe she had some guy hiding in the house until I left.

Sure enough, a few weeks later we broke up, and sure enough... I found out from one of her friends that she had indeed been seeing a guy and that he hid in the basement that day that I was there.

Cheaters are often little chickenshit assholes who hide like rats, no question. As for her I've known ever since that I'm so much better off without someone like her in my life.


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