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Ramos 04-17-2007 08:26 AM

Have You Ever Hit A Hole-In-One?
 
Next to a Double Eagle it's the toughest shot in Golf. Last year on the PGA Tour there were over 100 hole in one's and only 7 Double Eagles.

You ever been lucky enough to get either?

Jman 04-17-2007 08:38 AM

I saw one live once and Cambo told me he did one last year.

psili 04-17-2007 08:43 AM

I hit one on a par 3 over a tiny pond.
I looked at my wife and asked "where'd my fucking ball go?"

The people playing behind us started to clap and laugh, and then when I finally walked up to the pin and saw the ball in there I was in shock, cuz I suck at golf. And felt bad I didn't even see it roll in. *shrug*

Aneros Josh 04-17-2007 08:44 AM

Define hole-in-one ;)

Fap 04-17-2007 08:45 AM

Only person I've ever seen pull it off was my grandpa.

Unless you are talking miniature golf too, then im all over that.

Ramos 04-17-2007 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili (Post 12267382)
I hit one on a par 3 over a tiny pond.
I looked at my wife and asked "where'd my fucking ball go?"

The people playing behind us started to clap and laugh, and then when I finally walked up to the pin and saw the ball in there I was in shock, cuz I suck at golf. And felt bad I didn't even see it roll in. *shrug*

Still you got it :thumbsup

Ramos 04-17-2007 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh (Post 12267387)
Define hole-in-one ;)

Little White Ball in Z Cup young chap....

*DOn't ya miss verbally harassing Emily Lou, Mildwar Lew and of course We (physically too)*

QTbucks_Mark 04-17-2007 08:50 AM

I did a hole in one a couple years ago on a par 4, but it was due to sheer luck and not because my (lack of) skills :)

Ramos 04-17-2007 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QTbucks_Mark (Post 12267415)
I did a hole in one a couple years ago on a par 4, but it was due to sheer luck and not because my (lack of) skills :)

damn par 4....nice!

ADL Josh 04-17-2007 08:56 AM

only in mini-golf:thumbsup

JFK 04-17-2007 09:02 AM

I had one many moons ago:winkwink:

Voodoo 04-17-2007 09:03 AM

I have never hit anything BUT hold-in-ones.

Ross 04-17-2007 09:03 AM

Funny to see this thread...

I was playing golf yesterday and the 8th hole is a nice Par 3. I got a 3 on it coz I mishit my tee shot and landed in the bunker. Did well to get out in 1 and in the hole for a par on it.

As we were waiting at the next tee (it was busy) the person playing behind us hit his tee shot and its the closest I've ever saw someone come to a hole in one on a course. His ball rolled what must have been 2 inches passed the hole. It was really unlucky for him, I don't think he realised how close he came coz he just put his club in the bag and walked down to the green LOL

Strickie 04-17-2007 09:24 AM

I've come close a few times

Phoenix 04-17-2007 09:29 AM

i came like 6 inches to one on a par 3 when i was younger
fluke though as i am not good at golf at all.


in terms of affilates...i h it a hole in one all the time

RainGurl 04-17-2007 09:35 AM

My dad hit a hole-in-one once, won a nice trip to Hawaii, got his name in the paper, etc.

RedShoe 04-17-2007 09:37 AM

I never hit a hole-in-one, but I did hit one in the hole.

D 04-17-2007 09:38 AM

Once on a par 3.

Was the first hole of the day, too. :-D

v4 media 04-17-2007 09:48 AM

Yep wrong hole the though, the wife was not happy.. no lube.

WiredGuy 04-17-2007 09:51 AM

Does miniputt count?
WG

OY 04-17-2007 09:54 AM

Missed last years $50.000 hole in one by Silvercash at the GigaCash tournament in Phoenix by less than an inch, rolled by hole with less than a foot. That sucked.

Otherwise I have had maybe 5 times with less than an inch away, but never hole in one. It sucks.

pornguy 04-17-2007 09:55 AM

4.5 inches from the cup. The hole in one was on a private course. Nice BMW sitting there for the guy that got it.

The very next person to swing got it.

Deej 04-17-2007 09:57 AM

1, par 3.... was luck....but, the next time i played that same hole i landed it within 2 inches from the cup.

the very next hole....hole 5...I took my mother with me on my birthday for HER first time golfing ever.... 5th green...shes on the apron about 12 feet id say give or take from the cup.... i show her with her pitcher....this is how you chip mom...just showing her the motion, maybe with an example ball...."just a slight chip up ma and mind the curve of the green"

she says ok move.....Chips the bitch in....two hops and a lil roll and the fucker sunk....

even weirder, yet the next time agfain that I went...I was telling my friend how mom chipped it in on her first try, standing nearly in the same spot she was on the apron.... but this time the hole was moved, slightly farther.... I fuckin chipped it in just like she did....


that course likes us

LiveDose 04-17-2007 10:04 AM

I never have. My Mother-in-law did about 2 years ago. It was insane to watch...

Ramos 04-17-2007 10:54 AM

Yesterday a 102 year old woman hit a hole in one.

Par 3 - she busted out the driver.

Oldest person to ever have a hole in one.

Busty 04-17-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12267462)
only in mini-golf:thumbsup

Same here, many times :1orglaugh

Pumba 04-17-2007 11:25 AM

I hit a hole every time from first, but it looks we are talking about different holes.

shoeaholicanon 04-17-2007 11:27 AM

nope, never have

Aneros Josh 04-17-2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos (Post 12267409)
Little White Ball in Z Cup young chap....

*DOn't ya miss verbally harassing Emily Lou, Mildwar Lew and of course We (physically too)*

Funny you should mention that...I'm actually going for a visit and staying with Ramrod so I'm going to harass all of them

J. Falcon 04-17-2007 11:34 AM

Never even played golf

vvq 04-17-2007 11:39 AM

only in mini golf

dynastoned 04-17-2007 11:42 AM

ive played thousands of rounds and ive never had a hole in one. shitty

Dwreck 04-17-2007 11:42 AM

Does tiger woods count on Xbox 360

Aneros Josh 04-17-2007 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 12268316)
Does tiger woods count on Xbox 360

I just hit one on Golden Tee the other day

hoob 04-17-2007 12:42 PM

watched it done back to back a few years ago. Guy I was playing with hit a hole in one on a short par three. I bet him all the money in my pocket he couldn't do it again. He plopped down another ball and sure as shit he hit another one in.

Cost me around $40 but it was worth it.

HighSociety 04-17-2007 01:10 PM

I have a plus 1 handicap and still do not have one. I have a double eagle though which as you say is a lot harder

Ramos 04-17-2007 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by made2ordervideos (Post 12268845)
I have a plus 1 handicap and still do not have one. I have a double eagle though which as you say is a lot harder

Double eagle is the hardest shot in sports, period. :2 cents:

magicmike 04-17-2007 01:38 PM

I've only come really close on one of those "old" holes, you know how they move around the holes on the green, well once I had a shot land on one of those spots.


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