Okay, need some advice (friend wants a threesome)
 

Alright so I have this friend who has been hanging out with my wife and I for awhile. She's a very cute skinny blond. She's really attractive but very dense.

Yesterday she came out and said she wanted me, but she didn't want to have an affair, so she wanted to have a threesome.

Now, shit - I am down for that but the wife is a hardcore right wing christian and I don't see that happening. What's the best way to convince her, aside from drugging her?

If she doesn't want to do it and you get her drunk or what ever to convince her it might end up in a real big fight. IMO.


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Dam it !! There goes my idea .......LOL ladies of GFY JK I would never do that.

As you brad. It sounds like there going to be alot of begging from you, and buying quite a few expensive persuasion gifts involved. I wish I could help you out here man, but that's a tough one buddy.

I got the email you sent me. Your right that second one was hot!!:thumbsup

Get rid of the right wing christian and fuck the blonde. Yikes.

But seriously... Gin.

sounds like two perfectly well rounded, healthy relationships that will endure through the ages.





NOT!

get the blonde to convince the right winger

BE careful could fuck up ur relation ship

seems your womans friend is not really a friend.

Ask Donny

this is a test man

walk carefully

I was thinking the same thing.

Brad, basic rules for threesomes with your wife: If she isn't the one suggesting it, it is a really, really bad idea.

If she is the one suggesting it, it is a bad idea.

There is no upside here. Run away, don't pull a Donny.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

If she's that right wing conservative, it sounds like a very bad idea. Maybe get her drunk in order to find out her true feelings on it, but yeah, as they're saying above, handle with care dude.

Its a bad idea
but you can stil have a threesome... you, your blonde friend, and a casual girl you meet...

just make sure your wife wont find out....


THIS is one of the reasons i dont plan on marrying soon

dude.. youve seen what happens... c'mon..

Q.F.T.

Threesomes'll fuck up a committed relationship.

You already know what I'd say :winkwink:

its a bad idea...simply decline and recommend someone else....

i thought you were gay all this time??????????????????


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you sexy bitch

I agree with most here...if you have to get her drunk to do it, then that means it's not a good idea. She may do it, but it'll cause lots of tension later. Unless of course you get her drunk enough so that she doesn't remember :) But if you really wanna do it, find someone besides your wife to join in the fun.

post a picture of the blond!

Yes we need to see evidence, then make an informed decision if it's worth it or not

Ask Donny I am sure he can help out. :error

You need to frame this situation as if it's your wife's fantasy. You know, "wouldn't you love the feeling of a woman licking you while I'm fucking you, etc". Very carefully sub-communicate all these rich descriptions to her, NEVER directly verbalize any of it (ie. "wanna have a 3-some? heh). Then you should set it up so that it's something that "just happened". Nobody is to blame, it "just happened". Good luck! :pimp

She has already admitted she fantasizes about women when she masturbates. Turns out she didnt want to admit it to anyone cause she thinks it is a terrible sin and thinks she is gay.

An in, perhaps?

Absolutely! Make her feel at ease with the urges. Let her know that the last thing on this earth you're gonna do is judge her for her sexuality. Lead her, she'll follow. :)

You are on thin ice man,walk carefully. Best

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If you are at once a successful adult entertainment pro and the spouse of a right-wing bible thumper, you already know how to spin things creatively. Pitch it as some holy Old Testament Song of Solomon type righteousness.

I'd pry stay away if she doesn't want to follow through when being sober lol.

If you find out please let me know!

Sound advice! Take it from a woman who was in your wife's position when I was married, if my husband suggested such a thing I would have serious trust issues going forward... come to think of it I already did... perhaps that's why we got the D-I-V-O-R-C-E:1orglaugh

OMG knowing how shy you are I'd pay to see you try to ask your wife about a 3some...

Can you please put a hidden camera Brad ;-)

Shy? Non non mon ami I learned from the best, I am now a very loud outspoken Frenchman!

hahaha

Holy shit Brad, you are married now??? Man O' man, where have I been.

Umm, it's a difficult situation when the woman doesn't bring it up. Do you guys watch any type of porn together?? If so, perhaps during 3some scenes you could bring it up asking her if it's something that she might try.

I would tread carefully however, if she thinks ill of her fantasies, chances are if this was to happen, her thoughts of sinning might get the best of her and BAM there goes your marriage...Is it really that important to you?

why did you marry a hardcore christian?

hell i've been workign with gay sites so much lately.. I was thinking your buddy wanted to jump into bed with you and your wife!!! ;)

Do you all hang out regularly together? Gonna take some serious bonding time between the girl and your wife I would think.. You need plausible deniability.. The third girl has to be the ones to make moves on your wife, while you act none the wiser;) She needs to take baby steps and start out small, but over time things start to escalate.

Just do it~~~~ *nike!

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LOLOLOL damn then we must hang out soon. Are you making it to Webmaster Access this year ?

unless you are already a swinger or you experiment with sex a lot, it will ruin your relationship

I have been in that exact same scenario 4 times and every single time it ruined the relationship

Heres the deal... You knew what she was and you loved her for it b4 you chose of your own free will to marry her. If you are wanting to have a 3 some just so you can fuck this girl who btw has little respect for you or your wife or the vom of marriage then smack yourself and then make sure the girl knows shes dreaming. Then after all that sit down with yourself and while you are playing think about how you are going to keep your head in the game before you lose what is important to you.

Peace Out!

According to the bible, the man is the head of the family and the woman must obey and serve her husband.... ... .... .... ... ....

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...no, please dont-LOL. Instead I would just say, ask yourself the question if a 3some one night is worth your relationship. If the answer is yes, go for it or maybe you should just leave your wife and go fuck around. Because I have a feeling that if you push that suggestion you will NOT hear the end of it... Good luck.

It's not worth it...

Pics of the wife and blond please, i still don't believe you are married

bad idea! tell her to talk to your wife