My penis gets wet when I shit
 

... and I am tired of it!
My penis is too long and hits the water when I take a shit and if I stick my dick on the outside when I shit I tinkle, and thats not good for the floor.

Does anyone know of a place that sells really deep toilet bowls?

You're no Juicy.

Are you like my virtual stalker or something? Wanna make sexy time?

stick it up your ass =)

hold it with your mouth

grossness

Thanks for the tip. You must have had experience with this technique. :thumbsup

That always gets me excited.

No, my mom would get angry. I'm not allowed to have friends over. :error

Youre welcome mate,
Oh, i've never tried it myself, i just read it on the president's blog, and thought you might do as he does

Put a chair above toilet bowl and make hole on it. You will be higher and above the toilet bowl.

tie it down to your neck before you shit....

cool~~~~~~me too~

My advice is call a plumber fast. Your toilet is on the verge of overflowing....

you too?

:pimp

You're not alone, man...

hahahahahahah

At least its only getting a little wet, immagine if it was dragging the bottom of the bowl.

(LOL the old joke redone about the two guys on the bridge. One says that it sure is a long way down and the other replies and the water is deep too.):Oh crap

That's gross.. hold it with one hand:thumbsup