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Chris Rock: [On the US school shootings]
Everybody is wanting to know what music were the kids listening to, or what movies were they watching. Who gives a fuck what they was watching! Whatever happened to crazy? What, you can't be crazy no more? Should we eliminate crazy from the dictionary?
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Classic Chris Rock heh, "I walked onto an elevator there were 2 white kids on it i walked right off"
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i think george carlin would be more appropriate for this event
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You know, l was just in my hotel,
a little while ago, on my way here... and l got in the elevator, right? l'm getting in the elevator... and these two high-school white boys try to get on with me... and l just dove off. l said, ''Y'all ain't killing me!'' l am scared of young white boys. lf you white and under 23 l am running for the hills. What the hell is wrong with these white kids shooting up the school? They don't even wait till 8 am either. Killing people in the morning. That ain't right. The Trenchcoat Mafia. ''No one will play with us. ''We have no friends. We're the Trenchcoat Mafia.'' Hey, l saw the yearbook pictures. lt was six of them. l didn't have six friends in high school. l don't got six friends now. Shit, that's three-on-three with a half court. What the hell is wrong with these kids? l got people telling me, ''Come on, Chris. Come up to a school. Talk to the kids.'' l'm like, ''Fuck the kids! ''Do you got a vest? Maybe l'll think about it.'' Everybody wants to know what the kids was listening to. What kind of music was they listening to? Or what kind of movies was they watching? Who gives a fuck what they was watching? Whatever happened to crazy? What happened to crazy? What, you can't be crazy no more? Did we eliminate ''crazy'' from the dictionary? Fuck the records. Fuck the movies. Crazy! When l was a kid, they used to separate the crazy kids from everybody. When l was a kid, the crazy kids went to school in a little-ass bus. They had a class at the end of the school... and they used to get out of school at 2 pm. Just in case they went crazy... they would only hurt other crazy kids. And we was all safe. We was all safe. Damn, the world's coming to an end. You'll have little white kids saying: ''l want to go to a black school where it's safe.'' |
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He was talking about the Columbine shootings at the time, and the full quote referenced, "What was Hitler listening to". :disgust |
That's right, man.
And everybody's talking about gun control, got to get rid of the guns. Fuck that. l like guns. You got a gun, you don't have to work out. l ain't working out. l ain't jogging. You got pecs, l got Tecs. Fuck that shit. You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control. Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right. l think all bullets should cost $5,000. $5,000 for a bullet. You know why? 'Cause if a bullet costs $5,000 there'd be no more innocent bystanders. That'd be it. Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, ''Damn, he must have did something. ''Shit, they put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass.'' People would think before twice they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $5,000 . ''Man, l would blow your fucking head off, if l could afford it. ''l'm gonna get me another job, l'm gonna start saving some money... ''and you're a dead man. ''You better hope l can't get no bullets on layaway.'' So even if you get shot by a stray bullet... you won't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out. Whoever shot you would take their bullet back. ''l believe you got my property.'' |
love chris rock
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It's true....we grew up fine didn't we?
it's crazy...very true... |
yeah right...:) :) :)
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the guy is pure genious
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love the man....
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I heard Dr. Phil has already been preaching that violent video games were the cause. So... here we go again...
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