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DeadFidel 04-18-2007 06:40 AM

What do you like to read while shitting?
 
Or do you? Some people take a 15 second shit..so no need. My dailies are 5-7 minutes, so to add to the release pleasure (taking a good crap ranks up there) my personal mag rack has Readers Digest, Playboy and Cracked.

Someone should come up with a magazine called "Toilet".

..or even a one per day/morning, 2-3 page silly/funny quick print with a click. No death or politics allowed.:pimp :warning :helpme

I hate my brain.

TBrown 04-18-2007 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 12272827)
Or do you? Some people take a 15 second shit..so no need. My dailies are 5-7 minutes, so to add to the release pleasure (taking a good crap ranks up there) my personal mag rack has Readers Digest, Playboy and Cracked.

Someone should come up with a magazine called "Toilet".

..or even a one per day/morning, 2-3 page silly/funny quick print with a click. No death or politics allowed.:pimp :warning :helpme

I hate my brain.

I'm not suggesting any porn during shitting cuz a hard cock makes it very uncomfortable :1orglaugh

Jinx 04-18-2007 06:43 AM

Maxim, FHM, Stuff, Newspaper, or what ever else I can snag on my way

StarkReality 04-18-2007 06:45 AM

No death or politics ? It's all politics for me: have a shit, read about shit !

Ssv 04-18-2007 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 12272827)
Or do you? Some people take a 15 second shit..so no need. My dailies are 5-7 minutes, so to add to the release pleasure (taking a good crap ranks up there) my personal mag rack has Readers Digest, Playboy and Cracked.

Someone should come up with a magazine called "Toilet".

..or even a one per day/morning, 2-3 page silly/funny quick print with a click. No death or politics allowed.:pimp :warning :helpme

I hate my brain.


totally agreed:thumbsup :thumbsup

cool1 04-18-2007 06:52 AM

science fiction short stories

yota71 04-18-2007 06:54 AM

Laxative Advertisements

mattz 04-18-2007 07:05 AM

ESPN magazine, or a book that im currently reading

Reading is a must during a nice shit, along with a cig

DeadFidel 04-18-2007 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by yota71 (Post 12272875)
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No need bro. This is the best. I little too deep for most.:pimp

http://www.garagepunk.com/wp-content...es/OCCCnew.jpg

shoeaholicanon 04-18-2007 07:09 AM

i usually dont read. but i guess if i had to, some magazine off my magazine rack in the bathroom LOL

HomerSimpson 04-18-2007 07:16 AM

since I hate shitting (and so it's 20sec operation for me) I don't read a thing....

if I could choose I'd rather go for daily newspaper since they are also full of shit... and when I'm done then I can devote myself to something better like FHM or Playboy....

Jakke PNG 04-18-2007 07:17 AM

I get a Donald Duck magazine every wednesday, those are always good for 1 session. Otherwise I usually play my Nintendo DS and warioware (need to get a new fucking game already, getting old).

Ramos 04-18-2007 07:18 AM

I usually read Xbiz, Avnonline or Klixx. They are all in the bathroom.

candyflip 04-18-2007 07:18 AM

RSS feeds from all sorts of sites on my PSP.

viki 04-18-2007 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 12272827)
Someone should come up with a magazine called "Toilet".

..or even a one per day/morning, 2-3 page silly/funny quick print with a click. No death or politics allowed.:pimp :warning :helpme

I hate my brain.

There's no magazine, but there is a huge series of books called bathroom readers. They're full of stories and random information ranging from a paragraph to a couple pages. I believe they release a new one every year.

http://www.bathroomreader.com/

Angelo22 04-18-2007 07:25 AM

i take one of those 15-second ones... so no need

tabasco 04-18-2007 07:32 AM

Paul Markham threads

Ace_luffy 04-18-2007 07:37 AM

entreprenuer.....

TeenCat 04-18-2007 07:39 AM

for 1000 times again and again informations on wc paper wrapper lol :thumbsup

Brad 04-18-2007 07:46 AM

Usually what ever is around. I must have read the toothpaste label thousands of times. Bathroom readers are pretty sweet though, but they do tend to make a quick shit last a little too long. I hear you can get hemorrhoids from sitting on the crapper for too long. You have to love that numb feeling you get in your legs after you complete your 20 page reading on the history of soccer (which I should mention should be promptly be followed by a selection from your favorite Chicken Soup… book because reading about soccer and it’s origins will probably make you want to jump out the closest available window.)

Sarah_Jayne 04-18-2007 07:47 AM

Lets put it this way - I put a bookshelf up over the toilet.

Though I have exams next week so this week I am reviewing flashcards when I am in the situation. I swear, I got the majority of my first degree in the loo.

smashface 04-18-2007 07:51 AM

Ive read the SF Chronicle, Pottery Barn catalog, a couple of beverage industry rags, 7x7 and Mens Health.

Great time to catch up on your reading.


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