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RedShoe 04-18-2007 12:53 PM

how do you like your beef jerky?
 
I like mine loaded with BLACK PEPPER and DRY as a bone. I hate chewy jerky. I like it dry, dry dry. I usually dislike too much pepper. But on jerky, I can't get enough. My mouth feels like it's going to melt off.

I started making some a couple of days ago and now it's ready to eat. FUCK it's PERFECT.

smack 04-18-2007 01:03 PM

i'm with you. dry jerky is king.

i fucking hate some of the commercial brands coming out now big now like jack links. that shit is wet and nasty. that's not jerky, it's damn near rotting meat.

i haven't tried making my own yet, but i pretty much only buy Wild Bill's Beef Jerky.

http://www.wildbillsfoods.com/

this shit is awesome, and i am pretty sure it is made by some hillbilly and his family in central pa. in fact, i have a huge bag sitting next to me right now. time for lunch. :glugglug

ADL Josh 04-18-2007 01:05 PM

yeah, im on the other end of the spectrum...jack links is my favorite, i like it soft and chewy: teriyaki flavor:thumbsup

shoeaholicanon 04-18-2007 01:05 PM

i dont like it at all

BV 04-18-2007 01:05 PM

Wallmart has some decent Peppered Beef Jerky for a decent price.

After Shock Media 04-18-2007 01:06 PM

Im all about fruit wood smoked with cracked black pepper.

Fiance likes it with smoke and crushed red pepper flakes.

Occasionally terrikaki or a sweeter taste is ok.

Oh yeah, never buy always make.

smack 04-18-2007 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12275041)
Im all about fruit wood smoked with cracked black pepper.

Fiance likes it with smoke and crushed red pepper flakes.

Occasionally terrikaki or a sweeter taste is ok.

Oh yeah, never buy always make.



how do you usually dry it when you make it? food dehydrator, or open air drying?

i have been wanting to try making it myself, but i am god aweful lazy sometimes.

aico 04-18-2007 01:10 PM

Dry and spicy is best. So hot that you have to keep eating more or your mouth will burn off.

After Shock Media 04-18-2007 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smack (Post 12275060)
how do you usually dry it when you make it? food dehydrator, or open air drying?

i have been wanting to try making it myself, but i am god aweful lazy sometimes.

Ok I have 3 ways. (we are jerky fiends)

Food dehydrator - its ok, though kind of limits the amount you can make and you MUST rotate the layers.

Smoker - Best way but takes awhile and baby sitting, needs non hot smoke in the 100 to 130 range. Gives good extra flavor.

Standard stove - Leave door cracked open, put oven on warm or lowest temp. Leave 8-12 hours depending on thickness. Allows for up to 4-5 racks at once. *use drip tray at bottom.

smack 04-18-2007 01:36 PM

excellent. i have been toying around with trying to build my own smoker. i think i am gonna have to dry it sometime soon and make some jerky.

After Shock Media 04-18-2007 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by smack (Post 12275256)
excellent. i have been toying around with trying to build my own smoker. i think i am gonna have to dry it sometime soon and make some jerky.

Trim all fat (that is what will make it go rancid)
Have butcher cut up a rump roast to about 1/4th inch thickness, cut across grain unless you like real chewy type.

I use soy, brown sugar, cracked black pepper, garlic powder, and if not in smoker (liquid smoke).

SmokeyTheBear 04-18-2007 01:54 PM

haha b4 i even clicked the thread 3 words came to mind..


dry , dry and dry :)

SmokeyTheBear 04-18-2007 01:58 PM

a good trick for jerky lovers is to get some dry dry beef jerky and grate it with a small holed cheese grater, then use it like "chew" stick a wad in your cheek and it last along time. i do it when im hunting. fill a ziplock bag of the dry shreds

SmokeyTheBear 04-18-2007 01:59 PM

anyone try this stuff

http://www.apostropher.com/blog/img/jimbeamjerky.jpg

Chris Mac 04-18-2007 01:59 PM

Beefy and from the right Jerk I might buy more.....hahaha

g$$$ 04-18-2007 01:59 PM

i like it hot

After Shock Media 04-18-2007 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12275430)
a good trick for jerky lovers is to get some dry dry beef jerky and grate it with a small holed cheese grater, then use it like "chew" stick a wad in your cheek and it last along time. i do it when im hunting. fill a ziplock bag of the dry shreds


Haha I remember when they used to sell some that way in like snuff cans. Worked out to like 140.00 a pound or so.

woj 04-18-2007 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 12275436)

yumm, that's gotta be good :thumbsup

RedShoe 04-18-2007 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 12275474)
Haha I remember when they used to sell some that way in like snuff cans. Worked out to like 140.00 a pound or so.

140 a pound?? Damn, I might need to start a side business. LOL

After Shock Media 04-18-2007 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 12276221)
140 a pound?? Damn, I might need to start a side business. LOL

Hell check regular jerky prices and figure out per pound costs, then see if you can find the jerky powder.

Jinx 04-18-2007 04:15 PM

I like that Jalapeno flavored Jack's

MikeB 04-18-2007 04:26 PM

http://killajerky.com

beemk 04-18-2007 04:39 PM

the stuff at costco is decent. the best is at stores off the freeway in the middle of nowhere in michigan that have a "jerkey outlet" and sell turkey jerkey. it comes in sticks kind of like a slim jim, but is really good.

Mutt 04-18-2007 04:43 PM

i am a beef jerky addict - i don't buy it often cuz i literally can't stop myself from eating it. I love the dry tough stuff, i love the moist chewy stuff.

Pemmican brand is among the best. The Costco stuff isn't bad though - that big bag I can literally go through in a day.

hezochiah 04-18-2007 04:47 PM

I'm not a huge Jerky fan but I get it sometimes. Speaking of beef jerky though, those Messin' With hahahahahahahahaha commercials for Jack Links really crack me up. This one's probably my favorite...

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...d=20217 37051

hezochiah 04-18-2007 04:49 PM

What the hell, I guess you can't say Sas-Quatch on here

Spunky 04-18-2007 04:56 PM

Tough as leather..lasts longer

JC-OCCash 04-18-2007 05:08 PM

I like pepper as well....none of that soft terryaki crap....


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