Ban All Cocks!! Cock Control Now!!!
 

According to the Center of Disease Control, world wide, cocks have killed more people than guns.

In countries like the US people get drunk on the weekend and start randomly shooting their cocks at other people.

Time for this to stop.

You don't even need a license to carry a cock in the US. And Providing that you actually own the cock, there is no age limit to carry one either! In this violent male dominated society little boys are given their very own cock AT BIRTH!!!!!!!!

On any given night millions of americans can be found just lying in bed shooting their cocks like it's no big deal!

Certain american celebrities have been caught shooting their cocks in movie theaters and public bathrooms and were charged with nothing more than "lewd" behavior.

Sick fucking websites in this country promote the notion that it's fun to grab your cock and shoot teens with it. :mad:

Not to mention the proliferation of interracial shooting on the internet depicting white women being shoot by black cocks and acting like they fucking enjoy it!!!! OMG!!! All the over dramatazation inherent in these films as no one is ever shot with something small...NO, it has to be a humongous cock shooting to add extra gore for blood thirsty americans!!

Sick fucks!













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fuck it, just ban everything.

including you! :1orglaugh

Ahh, this is dissapointing. I thought this would be a hilarious thread.

I was laughing when I typed it. What happened? :Oh crap

It's awesome :1orglaugh :thumbsup

hahahah baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan away!