MAJOR PROBLEM with my Flamingo...I need HELP
 

So i let my Flamingo run around the yard and lately for some reason he has been chasing my dog and trying to fuck it....

My dog is scared shitless....i think he is emotionally disturbed by this...

my dog is afraid to go for a walk to take his piss and shit now...

he is pissing all over the house and taking random shits.

Should i just throw him into the yard and make him fight the flamingo for territory???????????????

I thought you lived in a apartment?

nah man , i wouldnt have room for my flamingo then

You need to pain the dog pink. That way the flamingo will go after the neighbors dog.

but then my dog will turn gay :(

Flamingo pussy feels good. It just needs some love.

It's your dog.....It's already gay by default.

Put Dolly the sheep out there and paint it pink and the flamingo will go nuts for her.

I have Dolly here.

Well for fucks sake, I thought Dolly belonged to Juicy by default. Default of getting himself off on her.

nah aaron let me borrow her , then he used his pimphand to take her back