Funny but true :) --- Men Are Just Happier
 

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

nice thread..:) :) :)

lol there are some funny and very true ones on that list!

..."What do you expect from such simple creatures? "...
:)
We're happy
but all it takes is a women to make it all go away
Funny but true :)

and yet they get a cold and make it sound like the end of the world

haha, funny and true :)

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.



so true:)LOL!!!!

because it is! :)

LOL nice :D

lol, that's pretty funny..nice:thumbsup

I think a woman wrote that.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

hahahahahahaha...this one is so funny...MEN!

For men, a cold IS the end of the world.

this made me smile. :) i love the "one mood all the time" statement.. although my fiance has two moods: normal and PISSED OFF when the bills come. :)

LOL! :) Nice one!

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haha cute

All that is true...Unless you live in West Hollywood. Then all bets are off!!

lol nice :(

but you lose 50% in a divorce, have to pay alimony, palimony and child support, when you need to pretend to be interested in bed, you can't and... you can't fake an orgasm!

nice one :1orglaugh

LOL. Amen sista. :winkwink:

Hahaha, yup... were happier than you wiiimens

OK... i have to toss in my :2 cents: on this

Your last name stays put.
- Women dont have to change their last name, i know plenty that dont

The garage is all yours.
- the CLOSETS and BANK ACCOUNTS are all yours... please its no comparision

Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- so do the bills

Chocolate is just another snack.
- ok, maybe your right

You can be President.
- so can you. get up, raise some money, get your name out, prove yourself and a woman will be president. they made a show about it on CBS, so it has to be true one day

You can never be pregnant.
- unless your a F2M transexual, it is a possibility

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- so can you, just dont get wet

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
- you can wear a thong on the beach

Car mechanics tell you the truth.
- pffft, dont kid yourself, they lie to everyone including men because they think other men will trust them

The world is your urinal.
- not if you have a condition where you have to sit down to pee

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
- you can swat, ive seen it done

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- lefty loosey, righty tighty.

Same work, more pay.
- NOT true. if a woman takes of her clothes she definetly gets paid WAY more than me

Wrinkles add character.
- yeah, we are cool like that

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental- $100.
- then rent a wedding dress

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
- no one likes it, guys just pretend to so we dont look like panzies

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- then dont buy them

One mood all the time.
- no

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- not true at all

You know stuff about tanks.
- wikipedia, everyone can learn about tanks

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- i pack more than my gf

You can open all your own jars.
- not my fault i am a super hero

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- you can get any guy to do anything you want because you have boobies and a vagina

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- we have short term memory

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- ive bought many pairs of womens underwear to sell on ebay. i bought a 5 pack for $8 at walmart

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- your dressing to impress other women, not men. if you stop, the rest of women will stop too

You almost never have strap problems in public.
- i would rather have a strap problem then my balls itiching when im in the middle of the LA zoo

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- you think that buying something on sale is like saving a puppy from being put down

Everything on your face stays its original color.
- i admit that when ive had a pimple, ive used a little coverup. so :P

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- negative

You only have to shave your face and neck.
- and balls too. get your legs waxed

You can play with toys all your life.
- i guess

Your belly usually hides your big hips.
- we are cool like that

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
- start a new trend and carry all your stuff in a plastic bag. it will catch on and everyone will do it

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- unless you are John Stamous

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
- not mine

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
- i know 12 year olds with more facial hair then me

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
- its called a skill we have

No wonder men are happier.



Are you kidding me? Women have it so easy. you can get ANYTHING you want because you have tits and snatch. If i wanted a new car i would have to work and work and save and save. you can just go up to some rich guy and flirt and a day later you have a new car fully paid for.

but yeah, being a guy does rule :winkwink:

>You know stuff about tanks.

hahahaahhahahahaha