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eMonk 04-22-2007 03:19 PM

How Many Times Do You Masturbe?
 
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

Note: Masturbation is a healthy sexual behavior. Like other behaviors, when over practiced or addicted it can lead to both psychological and physiological imbalances.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
- Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time.
- Lower back pain
- Stress / Anxiety
- Thinning hair / Hair Loss
- Soft / Weak Erection
- Premature Ejaculation
- Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
- Groin / Testicular Pain
- Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worse.

VicD 04-22-2007 03:20 PM

i masturbe almost daily :)

madawgz 04-22-2007 03:20 PM

holy shit, i guess i need to cut back :1orglaugh

xxxdesign-net 04-22-2007 03:21 PM

How Many Times Do You Masturbe? that sounds like Borat lol

RawAlex 04-22-2007 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MUNK (Post 12295423)

The side effects of such changes to the body include:
- Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time.
- Lower back pain
- Stress / Anxiety
- Thinning hair / Hair Loss
- Soft / Weak Erection
- Premature Ejaculation
- Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
- Groin / Testicular Pain
- Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

So what this list says is that you will be tired, you penis will hurt, you will lose your hair, and you will go blind.

Sounds like something from the church.

TGVinny 04-22-2007 04:54 PM

Like Tyler Durden said "Masturbation is Self Improvement"


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