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Chef86 04-22-2007 05:49 PM

****GFY Design Special to kick off my New Employment****
 
We have a special going on for this week only or until we can not take anymore orders.

Here is a small sample list of some TGP/MPG's we have done:

http://www.canofporn.com
http://www.trialzrus.com
http://www.cuteteentitties.com
http://www.bestfreecumshots.com
http://www.bestfreelivecams.com
http://www.gallerysexpages.com
http://www.thesmellofsex.com
http://www.bestfreeasian.com

The prices for TGP/MPG's for this special are $30.00 and limited to only 3 per customer.

We also have a special going on for banners you can get 20 animated banners for only $200!

You can order the banners in the following sizes:

80x460
88x31
90x120
100x75
100x350
120x60
120x240
180x150
200x150
200x300
250x188
250x250
300x200
300x300
400x100
460x80
468x60
468x100
728x90
760x120

Or another option is you can have 10 banners any one of the sizes mentioned above for $125.00

All orders must be prepaid!

If your interested please use one of the following methods to contact me:

Yahoo Messenger: srj1986
ICQ: 484-004-607
E-mail: steve ( at ) affordablesitedesign . com


Thanks for looking :thumbsup

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 06:36 PM

Just to verify this promo has been authorized by me...

Deej 04-22-2007 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296057)
Just to verify this promo has been authorized by me...

Im sure people feel at ease now knowing you gave the OK

Common Sense 04-22-2007 06:45 PM

What happened to Chris Mac

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Common Sense (Post 12296084)
What happened to Chris Mac

He is in the video editing biz now running his own show...

»Rob Content« 04-22-2007 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Common Sense (Post 12296084)
What happened to Chris Mac

That's the name jon uses when he wants to edit

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VG.Content (Post 12296092)
That's the name jon uses when he wants to edit

:error Yeah right :1orglaugh

»Rob Content« 04-22-2007 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296098)
:error Yeah right :1orglaugh

Is webcampets.com still 25k??

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VG.Content (Post 12296101)
Is webcampets.com still 25k??

If it was I am sure you couldn't afford it :winkwink:

HighSociety 04-22-2007 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296057)
Just to verify this promo has been authorized by me...

hahahahaha give me a break, how do you get through the door with an ego that big?

»Rob Content« 04-22-2007 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296111)
If it was I am sure you couldn't afford it :winkwink:


I've offered to make bets with you before on other boards and you sent me a PM saying sorry.

I liked your NetDomainia name better, when you were selling ass on the street in 1996 etc etc..

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by made2ordervideos (Post 12296114)
hahahahaha give me a break, how do you get through the door with an ego that big?

I have to squeeze through.. :winkwink:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VG.Content (Post 12296129)
I've offered to make bets with you before on other boards and you sent me a PM saying sorry.

I liked your NetDomainia name better, when you were selling ass on the street in 1996 etc etc..

Thanks for the bump :winkwink:

HighSociety 04-22-2007 07:09 PM

you put a lot of lube on it and run really fast? hahaha
anyway I still have your info for when i'm ready.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by made2ordervideos (Post 12296149)
you put a lot of lube on it and run really fast? hahaha
anyway I still have your info for when i'm ready.

I use astroglide :1orglaugh

Chef86 04-22-2007 07:58 PM

Thanks to everyone who bumped my thread

fris 04-22-2007 08:00 PM

got any quality design work? the examples arent that good

Dirty F 04-22-2007 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12296063)
Im sure people feel at ease now knowing you gave the OK

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dirty F 04-22-2007 08:01 PM

Northernfantasy, the crap in your location fucks up the tables.

Dirty F 04-22-2007 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296057)
Just to verify this promo has been authorized by me...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Because everybody was kinda worried :1orglaugh

Deej 04-22-2007 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12296359)
got any quality design work? the examples arent that good

I agree... if youre hiring someone to push your work, you need better shit than that....I shouldnt be saying this as i am a designer myself, but your whole operation has seemed fishy to me.... now seeing you 'bring someone on board' ....thats just weird seeing your examples....

please....post some good stuff....


maybe i better hire me someone to push my shit and post double time for me... :thumbsup

Dirty F 04-22-2007 08:05 PM

Well, he works on 1024x768 screens. Everybody knows any real designer cant work on that.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Franck (Post 12296381)
Well, he works on 1024x768 screens. Everybody knows any real designer cant work on that.

How many times do I have to tell you before you get it... I am not the designer!


Here, maybe you will catch it better this time!

I have three full time dedicated guys working for me..

Thanks for the bump :thumbsup

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12296359)
got any quality design work? the examples arent that good

For the price how much better do you want?

Our customers are happy and that is all that matters to me :thumbsup

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12296375)
Your whole operation has seemed fishy to me....

What seems fishy to you...? Please explain!

Deej 04-22-2007 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296417)
What seems fishy to you...? Please explain!

Everything you adevrtise and explain...you say you have 3 full time designers and now you have a rep pushin it....pushing WHAT?!?! you have crappy designs in here and in your portfolio...I myself am learning and getting better at my designs...your shit sucks...now ill give you the benefit of the doubt....I want to see some good work...if you have a thriving business....then you have to be producing something good...I want to see it...

Are your designers inexperienced? are they working on dinosaur comadores? or is this all a buncha hoo nanny?

i want too see your good work, the shit you hide in the vault...slip it to me backstage if you must...Im curious...


thats whats fishy....apparently it takes 5 or more employees and your management to pump out poop....



God strike me down now for shit talkin but I must...

Show me the goodws

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12296466)
Everything you adevrtise and explain...you say you have 3 full time designers and now you have a rep pushin it....pushing WHAT?!?! you have crappy designs in here and in your portfolio...I myself am learning and getting better at my designs...your shit sucks...now ill give you the benefit of the doubt....I want to see some good work...if you have a thriving business....then you have to be producing something good...I want to see it...

Are your designers inexperienced? are they working on dinosaur comadores? or is this all a buncha hoo nanny?

i want too see your good work, the shit you hide in the vault...slip it to me backstage if you must...Im curious...


thats whats fishy....apparently it takes 5 or more employees and your management to pump out poop....



God strike me down now for shit talkin but I must...

Show me the goodws



I did have a long paragraph typed out..


But I am gonna save face and just say!

I run one of the few design companies on the board that has no complaints and always delivers on time... And that is what counts :thumbsup


As far showing you samples to prove ourselves to you, that is not needed, you are not a potentual client and at this point I wouldn't take you as a client!

But here is one quick one, this is the last one we did http://www.everydayporn.com/

tenderobject 04-22-2007 08:54 PM

nice promo.. but i think you need to hire good as in GOOD designers.. maybe you can hire me? :)

Deej 04-22-2007 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296508)
I did have a long paragraph typed out..


But I am gonna save face and just say!

I run one of the few design companies on the board that has no complaints and always delivers on time... And that is what counts :thumbsup


As far showing you samples to prove ourselves to you, that is not needed, you are not a potentual client and at this point I wouldn't take you as a client!

But here is one quick one, this is the last one we did http://www.everydayporn.com/

Dude thats NOT all that counts...I deliver on time...and I throw in extras and I produce much better shit than that....and im still a fuckin Noobie...your TGP templates are childs play... heres my last work... http://www.nofupas.com/tour1 what say you of that?

im not trying to start a pissing match...I know I can arch higher...

all im saying is, if your gonna be paying multiple employees (if thats what youre really doing) then maybe you should be paying for something worth a fuck....on time is nice...but quality is better...I charge less than you for better shit...on time.....

thats not what counts either....I dunno what im saying...maybe i just dont like youre sneakers.... punk

anyway.... I wouldnt want you to take me as a client....I sure as fuck wouldnt want these results...




I just think half of what you say is true and the other half is off kilter....

but.... im no saint...

Whatever.... back to work....

digifan 04-22-2007 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject (Post 12296531)
nice promo.. but i think you need to hire good as in GOOD designers.. maybe you can hire me? :)

Yes, yes, yes :winkwink: :thumbsup

JD 04-22-2007 09:17 PM

christ those are fucking awful...

tenderobject 04-22-2007 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12296559)
Dude thats NOT all that counts...I deliver on time...and I throw in extras and I produce much better shit than that....and im still a fuckin Noobie...your TGP templates are childs play... heres my last work... http://www.nofupas.com/tour1 what say you of that?

im not trying to start a pissing match...I know I can arch higher...

all im saying is, if your gonna be paying multiple employees (if thats what youre really doing) then maybe you should be paying for something worth a fuck....on time is nice...but quality is better...I charge less than you for better shit...on time.....

thats not what counts either....I dunno what im saying...maybe i just dont like youre sneakers.... punk

anyway.... I wouldnt want you to take me as a client....I sure as fuck wouldnt want these results...




I just think half of what you say is true and the other half is off kilter....

but.... im no saint...

Whatever.... back to work....

well said...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12296559)
im not trying to start a pissing match.....


Then why I you doing it? You are just making yourself look bad :2 cents:

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject (Post 12296531)
nice promo.. but i think you need to hire good as in GOOD designers.. maybe you can hire me? :)

Maybe someday... :thumbsup

KrisKross 04-22-2007 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296687)
Then why I you doing it? You are just making yourself look bad :2 cents:

No, he's making you look bad.

The only decent design you posted was everdayporn.com. The rest are mediocre at best. Just barely worth $30 (which isn't your regular price).

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-22-2007 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 12296785)
No, he's making you look bad.

The only decent design you posted was everdayporn.com. The rest are mediocre at best. Just barely worth $30 (which isn't your regular price).


Then don't hire us if that is how you feel :2 cents:

J. Falcon 04-22-2007 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 12296063)
Im sure people feel at ease now knowing you gave the OK

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Deej 04-22-2007 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296687)
Then why I you doing it? You are just making yourself look bad :2 cents:

Fuck that, Im dead sexy...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-23-2007 12:08 AM

Quote:

****GFY Design Special to kick off my New Employment****
Better start updating your resume... :2 cents:

ADG Webmaster

Big_D 04-23-2007 12:18 AM

bump for ya bro

v4 media 04-23-2007 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12296405)
How many times do I have to tell you before you get it... I am not the designer!


Here, maybe you will catch it better this time!

I have three full time dedicated guys working for me..

Thanks for the bump :thumbsup

Sorry, I have to ask what have they done? Because your site and samples arent up to much and the only other thing I found with your name on it was http://www.royalmotorinnlagrande.com/ which is so bad I hope they didn't pay you for it.

Lykos 04-23-2007 02:46 AM

bump for u

Chef86 04-23-2007 05:21 AM

OK we are booked out now for this special.... thread closed


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