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directfiesta 04-23-2007 07:00 AM

NO SHIT : Sheryl Crow calls for limit on loo paper ( pic )
 
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Quote:

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...crowap_203.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm
Now, who wants to rim her ass now ????? :)

TG Rebecca 04-23-2007 07:04 AM

i guess her heart is in the right place.. but.. i just don't think that would work very well. :)

besides, how would they regulate it anyways? :)

mardigras 04-23-2007 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TG Rebecca (Post 12297760)
how would they regulate it anyways? :)

I'm trying to figure how a single square would ever work:1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 04-23-2007 07:13 AM

Just stop using toiletpaper. Just start using babywipes, all sorts of chemicals and stuff.

DWB 04-23-2007 07:13 AM

The world could just hire filthy 3rd world whores to sit in every stall to lick the asses clean.

Or...

We could use water like the majority of the world does and skip the paper.

v4 media 04-23-2007 07:17 AM

That's what the brush next to the toilet is for, or for real problems reach for the plunger.

mardigras 04-23-2007 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 12297791)

Or...

We could use water like the majority of the world does and skip the paper.

But then you upset the water conservationists:upsidedow

Sosa 04-23-2007 07:29 AM

jebus 1 sheet one do it for me!

Krusty 04-23-2007 07:34 AM

yeah the water thing couldn't work that well these days - esp. in Australia.. we have a severe water shortage...

the toilet paper - after a big curry night or a big night on the grog.. it's hard not to use 1/4 of the roll haha.

Maybe she should suggest women learn to shake like men?

cherrylula 04-23-2007 07:51 AM

Her crotch must smell pretty bad if that is how she practices bathroom hygiene. Disgusting. :1orglaugh

Angelo22 04-23-2007 07:56 AM

http://www.agat-d.md/image/bide-sity-l.jpg

dont you guys ever use this?

wyldworx 04-23-2007 07:57 AM

I'm guessing she's a folder in a world of scrunchers.

Lee 04-23-2007 09:29 AM

I gotta bring out the clag-gone again Im afraid.

http://www.ukchoice.com/clag.jpg

avolongold 04-23-2007 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee (Post 12298326)
I gotta bring out the clag-gone again Im afraid.

http://www.ukchoice.com/clag.jpg

lmao....that ad is great:thumbsup

LiveDose 04-23-2007 09:35 AM

I guess 'they' are running out of ideas. That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard.

Penthouse Tony 04-23-2007 09:45 AM

this gives new meaning to the words environmental movement

CaptainHowdy 04-23-2007 09:50 AM

I support the bidet !!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 04-23-2007 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 12297748)
only one square per restroom visit

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


She must use the extra thick kind...

IllTestYourGirls 04-23-2007 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 12297979)
http://www.agat-d.md/image/bide-sity-l.jpg

dont you guys ever use this?

that uses resources

Jimmy Rock 04-23-2007 09:57 AM

i don't care, i never poop anyways

JD 04-23-2007 10:08 AM

one square? I use more than that making TP airplanes

directfiesta 04-23-2007 10:12 AM

Quote:

__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
are they kidding ????

just on this page, there are at least 4 - 5 sigs way bigger .....

this was my sig :
http://www.pdghosting.com/images/bannergfy2.jpg
icq: 126-069-733

Really big ... ( 18 kb of weight )......

BTW, why remove the ICQ ... that was only 11 digits?


So lets go hunting for banners now.....

directfiesta 04-23-2007 10:14 AM

post 18, post 20 ... those are pretty big .... :warning

germ 04-23-2007 10:19 AM

sheryl crow is an idiot.

JD 04-23-2007 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 12298543)
post 18, post 20 ... those are pretty big .... :warning


should i explain why they're ok?

directfiesta 04-23-2007 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 12298602)
should i explain why they're ok?

Are you telling me that Got Web Host is a GFY top sponsor ( see sig 18 ) ????

tony286 04-23-2007 11:30 AM

if you eat healthy lots of fiber you dont need alot.

mattz 04-23-2007 11:32 AM

one square per shit? you have to be kidding me

mattz 04-23-2007 11:33 AM

a roll would last over a year if you used one square each time

for me, a roll lasts maybe a week at most

theruyan 04-23-2007 11:40 AM

People use resources.

There is only one way to reduce the resources people use.

Make less people.

SlickCashChris 04-23-2007 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee (Post 12298326)
I gotta bring out the clag-gone again Im afraid.

http://www.ukchoice.com/clag.jpg

hehe, clag removal, good stuff! this technique been tested? lol

bobby666 04-23-2007 01:55 PM

http://www.SherylCrowretarded.com

JamesK2 04-23-2007 01:57 PM

I use about 20 to 40 squares every time I take a shit. It's a bit tough to clean when you got lots of ass hair.

MandyBlake 04-23-2007 02:10 PM

wow one square? or even 3? i don't know...sometimes a bit more is required.

shekinah 04-23-2007 02:13 PM

what came into her mind anyways?

BlackCrayon 04-23-2007 02:14 PM

lol, what a stupid thing to comment on. sure it might work for women wiping after taking a piss but no normal person could get away with using that for ass wiping.

KustomKowgurl 04-23-2007 03:47 PM

I plan to use just as much tp as my little heart desires. Sheryl is not the boss of me.

Dvae 04-23-2007 03:47 PM

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...1/MacGyver.gif

BigCashCrew 04-23-2007 03:55 PM

She would despise my toilet paper usage. 1 square? She needs to move to the middle east where they use their left hands to wipe their asses.

Scott McD 04-23-2007 03:57 PM

She should use 1 square to wipe the shit from her mouth....

pornguy 04-23-2007 03:59 PM

I use baby wipes. So fuck her.


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