Once again... I need someone who posts adult blog posts
 

You will be a consultant... You can work from home. You must bill me for the services and accept a check or paypal. I will not pay you via Epassporte.

You must know photoshop. You must crop the photo for the post. You must write about three paragraphs of text. You must be willing to do this on a daily basis or write a big queue. You must be available to write on a regular basis. This will be an on going relationship.

You must take notes on my style and you must incorporate it into the posts. By that I mean posting about any old bullshit isn't going to work. You will have a day to read my previous posts and then figure out what I mean by style. If you cannot do so.... no problem.. move along.

The amount of text written so far in this post is about what you will need in posts on my blogs... So keep that in mind.

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Sample blogs you will post on:
http://www.buttbender.com
http://www.cockasourus.com

The newer posts are the ones done by someone else. You will not be copying his style... So move to the first 4 or 5 posts and you will see posts more likely to have been written by me... My posts will be the ones that make sense, complete thoughts, use transitions, etc... They also make sales...

The other guys posts will kind of make sense if you are drunk and kind of ramble on about shit but the post will seem like a bunch of random thoughts... Not like the entire thing is telling a story.

• If you do not know how to use photoshop, don't ask me for work.
• If you cannot take direction from someone else, don't bother asking for work.
• If you can't motivate yourself and constantly need prodding to get work done on time. Don't bother me... I already have 3 kids... I don't want another!

Post your ICQ here in this thread...

DO NOT CONTACT ME ON ICQ... I WILL CONTACT YOU!

I will need examples of your past work and a bid on how much you will charge per post.

AGAIN - If you are just wondering about shit, don't waste my time.

If you actually intend to get work done, leave me your ICQ and perhaps some examples...

I WILL NOT USE A SERVICE THAT POSTS BABELFISH CRAP!

Update... The other guys posts have gotten better. But they still don't hold a candle to mine....

Hmm.. Seems I didn't write much on Cockasourus...

So here are some examples:
Rakhees World
Raven Riley
TexasTwins

i'd be interested in seeing how much people are charging for this to.

Me too :)Howmuch i know usual price is 1$ per post.

That sounds like actual work! :1orglaugh

That's a good way to screen out the casual inquiries.

i know someone v_rocks but i belive you are already using him

1 month later he still hasn't posted anything.

Just keeps telling me about problems he is having.

I need someone who will post regularly. Meet deadlines... One month and not a single post isn't going to work out in the long run... or even the short run.

How many minutes is a reasonable expectation for one post?

Someone said a dollar a post? That doesn't seem right with a more advanced and thought out type of post.

I have someone in mind but I might use him myself. I might share depending on how many posts a day you expect this person to do and how long you expect them to do it in.

V_Rocks: I know we talked before. I am interested in providing this service to you. I have finished up 3 very large contracts and I will now have time to work on your posts. If you're still interested my icq is: 280389272.

I look forward to working with you.

I don't care how many minutes it takes the person to post. I takes me about 15 minutes per post. Sometimes less. I just want quality. And I need about 5 posts a day. Possibly more if they have that kind of time.

Bump for the people exiting their day jobs and entering the happiest place on Earth.

same here only i would need about 10 to 15 a day probably

I run a bunch of blogs, and I can tell you that making 10 - 15 posts a day that don't sound all the same is pretty hard to do. If you hit me up on ICQ, I might be able to knock out a couple of posts a day for you, which would give you a mix of styles as a result. I can also point you to the blogs I do write myself.

If you want quality, pay at least pay $3-4 per post for text ($4-5 if it needs cropping and etc) if you want quality and substance.

ICQ me. 430412345

$1 a post is really cheap for that much text with a theme, and then add the photoshop work and it's really a poor rate. I really don't know why we can't work out standards for this kind of thing but everyone is always so secretive about what they pay and get paid.

$1 buys a 100 -200 news blurb with a picture that autothumbnails when linked.