"Gift for a Housewarming Party?????????? "
 

Yo my middle bro "Juicy jr" moved into his crib and his skank slut whore g/f sent out fucking invites for a fucking housewarming
(wtf).... anyways its on Sunday and shit i told my bro already your fucking gift is in da basement ( i bought him washer and dryer , cost ...enough) now do i gotta bring anything you think for this fucking thing??????

you could bring a box of washing powder :winkwink:

have someone go put a shitload of Flamigos on his front yard saturday night real late when everyone is sleeping

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Give her a $5 gift card at bennigan's and tell her it's $500 then laugh at her when the waiter or waitress tells her it's only $5. Also spit on her.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh she said her slutty friends will b there , and my bro has 2 exra rooms.

oh man Ernie D hates her so bad......you should see him talk about her in his accent

Bring over all your dirty clothes and give the washer and dryer a workout - bang a few of the GFs friends too (bonus if you get it on tape, and then in a few days accidently leave a copy of it in their VCR/DVD player - if you do this, be sure to periodically do the kissy face and raised eyebrow thing for the camera too). :winkwink:

A nice bottle of wine is probably sufficient...

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you bought em a washer/dryer. I would think that is plenty.