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born4porn 05-02-2007 06:55 PM

Man slept through multiple stabbing
 
A US man who was stabbed nine times told police he couldn't identify his assailants because he slept through the whole thing.

Deputy police chief Tom Williams said Winona Police are investigating the incident which occurred at about 1.30am but was not reported until 8am.

Williams said the 23-year-old victim told officers he slept through the attack and only became aware of his injuries when his girlfriend saw he was covered in blood and brought them to his attention.

He is still being treated in hospital, reports the Winona Daily News.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2313591.html

surely he must have been wasted or mega stoned? :upsidedow

Swish 05-02-2007 07:02 PM

I don't care how drunk I am I'll wake up to a stabbing

L0stMind 05-02-2007 08:59 PM

really, really overweight?

born4porn 05-02-2007 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by L0stMind (Post 12356867)
really, really overweight?

a strong possibility ... maybe combined with drugs?

jonesonyou 05-02-2007 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L0stMind (Post 12356867)
really, really overweight?

thought the same thing

nikooo 05-03-2007 10:49 AM

Wtf.................

born4porn 05-16-2007 11:45 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if he was used by some company wanting to make an ad with impact .... maybe weight loss or self defence! :Graucho:

D 05-16-2007 11:48 PM

I've slept through a barrage of emergency vehicles and personelle dashing all around me...

But a stabbing?

Ya, I'm thinking the guy was hopped up on something, and had a nice stash of adipose tissue to cushion the pushin'.

fangtastic 05-17-2007 02:36 AM

Wow I guess everyone is different ... I practically wake up at the sound of a pin dropping!

who 05-17-2007 02:44 AM

Slept through? Or was killed by?

SomeCreep 05-17-2007 02:45 AM

He was probably having a nice dream he didnt want to wake from.

Angelo22 05-17-2007 04:43 AM

talk about deep sleep eh?

bvds 05-17-2007 11:44 AM

He was almost in the land of the dead!

born4porn 05-17-2007 01:19 PM

I bet he was late for school as a kid! :1orglaugh

notabook 05-17-2007 01:23 PM

Who HASN’T slept through multiple stabbings?

born4porn 05-18-2007 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook (Post 12448986)
Who HASN?T slept through multiple stabbings?

good point! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

escorpio 05-18-2007 11:41 AM

Fucked up on heroin, I bet.

shekinah 05-18-2007 11:47 AM

That's very unusual.. If I were him, I might be dead! :(

_Richard_ 05-18-2007 11:52 AM

wow.. that must be an odd dream

GigoloMason 05-18-2007 01:09 PM

one time at a club out here a girl got stabbed in the back on the dance floor and didn't even notice until the bouncers came flying over once one of them noticed she was covered in blood

born4porn 05-19-2007 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GigoloMason (Post 12454162)
one time at a club out here a girl got stabbed in the back on the dance floor and didn't even notice until the bouncers came flying over once one of them noticed she was covered in blood

that would be freaky! :upsidedow

born4porn 05-20-2007 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Sexbankroll (Post 12453833)
wow.. that must be an odd dream

maybe even a nightmare!! :winkwink:

fangtastic 05-21-2007 02:07 PM

I guess he could be accused of being the world's most insensitive man!

baddog 05-21-2007 02:13 PM

Why would you want to be awake to experience that kind of pain? Sleeping is the only way to go.

Hollywood Horwitz 05-21-2007 02:40 PM

they forgot to mention he was stabbed with a thumb tack.lol

born4porn 05-21-2007 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 12465846)
Why would you want to be awake to experience that kind of pain? Sleeping is the only way to go.

I get your point .... however waking up to it unprepared would be a mind fuck! :helpme

BlondeBecks 05-21-2007 11:25 PM

I'm a hard sleeper and have slept through earthquakes, but who sleeps through a stabbing? and how alcohol and many drugs does it take to do it? Dud needs some seriouse help....can you say ADDICT/ALCOHOLIC!!!!????????????

BT 05-22-2007 12:02 AM

damn sounds like my x girlfriend

DaniBear 05-23-2007 04:25 AM

He must've been sooooooo tired!

sirkakashi08 05-23-2007 04:27 AM

he's one lucky bastard!

Michaelious 05-23-2007 04:32 AM

Maybe he was just like..honey i DONT WANNNA HAVE SEX...and didn't think he was being stabbed...:1orglaugh

demetrio27 05-23-2007 04:34 AM

He probably thought he was dreaming it. Or his senses must be extremely dull. Must be all the fatty foods and lack of exercise. Anyway, the most important thing is that he's doing ok.

fangtastic 05-23-2007 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Michaelious (Post 12473952)
Maybe he was just like..honey i DONT WANNNA HAVE SEX...and didn't think he was being stabbed...:1orglaugh


:1orglaugh

TubeTitans_SusieQ 05-23-2007 01:51 PM

Yea that's weird he must have been on something! cuz i know i'd be crying.....I think everyone would be ...and where was his girlfriend when this happened?

Firehorse 05-23-2007 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 12476470)
Yea that's weird he must have been on something! cuz i know i'd be crying.....I think everyone would be ...and where was his girlfriend when this happened?


I agree, it's very bizarre! :helpme

born4porn 05-26-2007 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ (Post 12476470)
Yea that's weird he must have been on something! cuz i know i'd be crying.....I think everyone would be ...and where was his girlfriend when this happened?

I think she may have been hiding during the stabbing?

tranza 05-26-2007 10:41 AM

Sometimes, when you go through such a huge trauma, you really don't remember this stuff...

Jarmusch 05-26-2007 12:14 PM

Only in america.

born4porn 05-27-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 12492701)
Sometimes, when you go through such a huge trauma, you really don't remember this stuff...

I agree, shock is the mind and body's natural defence system! :thumbsup

fangtastic 05-31-2007 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 12493143)
Only in america.

I think fat people who take drugs live everywhere! :Graucho

NinjaSteve 05-31-2007 12:03 PM

holy shit balls!

born4porn 05-31-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 12520076)
holy shit balls!

he is a ninja's dream! :winkwink:

Dirty Dane 05-31-2007 01:20 PM

crazy shit waking up to

pocketkangaroo 05-31-2007 01:30 PM

I used to live in that town, it's a college town for the most part and the guy was 23. My guess is a college kid who got really wasted.

uvort 05-31-2007 01:58 PM

Wow... just wow, that's not right.. nine fucking times.

Drugs are bad Mmmm'kay.


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