So guys, how do you handle it? (No virgins need reply)
 

I'm outta there

never had that problem..funny visual though.

:throwup

punch her in the face and get out of there!

Thanks for the visual, I'm never eating pussy again! LOL

Like I said, virgins need not reply.

oh please, you mean to tell me you have never seen a little piece of TP caught in a fold somewhere?

Do you eat pussy with your eyes closed or something?

Reminds me of:

You stick your finger up a chicks ass and can feel the head of a brown turtle.... what do you do?

Aslong as the turtle doesn't bite your finger...its all good..:winkwink: :1orglaugh

I only eat freshly washed pussy, I'm not so much into the pee/sweat smell..

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god i'm sure a nerd

remove obstacle... and back to work

take a shower together

I wash my food before I eat it. It's just plain nasty to go down on a girl who hasn't taken a shower first.

lol... same here.. :1orglaugh

not so much :disgust

Depends.

If it's a romantic evening, I'll usually take my time coming back up, and then whisper in her ear, suggesting we take a shower together.

If it's a quickie, I'll quickly excuse myself, step in the bathroom and grab a baby wipe (working in adult has spoiled me into always keeping those stocked), come back in, and take care of things real quick myself. She might have a flutter of embarrassment - but I make sure that quickly fades right after I'm done. :)

Not that it happens a whole hell of a lot - but it does happen.

I would open the paper and read it - it could be a warning note from the guy who went down there before you... :helpme

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no spontaneous sex for you I guess

You can't have sex without eating a girl out? That's news to me.

LOL !!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

If she happily puts up with spitting out my loose pubes, I don't mind thhpyew-ing the odd klinger.

Or work around it.

A real man would zero in on the clit anyway and go to town, and leave the tp alone if it's that bothersome




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remove it and move on. if the sex wasnt good i usually comment with "just to give you a tip, i was down town and found some stuff tucked aways..." otherwise i keep my trap shut :winkwink:

This plan is fail proof!! :thumbsup

But I'm with the guy about not eating vag without a shower, that's sounds like the safest route.

unless we are somewhere that makes it impossible . . . back of the courthouse or something, I like to grab a snack.

I've never seen it going down on a chick, but most of the chicks I do are lifestyle chicks and most of the people in the lifestyle think of those little things... courtesy you know. I actually saw the "clingons" more often on our models... I'd politely pull them aside and ask them to go wipe themselves in the bathroom and give them a box of wet wipes.

well said :winkwink:

make a joke...tell her she owes u some extra cash for helping her clean up