So what are spanish prisons really like???
 

posting from your blackberry?

no, e-mail to the wife so she can post for me :winkwink:

Spanish in Spain?? Piece of cake... You should go to jail in Bolivia or Brazil (South America, just in case LOL), man...

Take it from me they are no joke. Like captain howdy said"if your in spain, no problem".

Where are you?

which country?

I was locked up in Dominican Republic when I was younger for taking my dads car out for a "joy" ride, and believe me there was nothing joyful about it. Will they let you access a atm? more than likely they are looking for a payoff

i heard they arent good

I'm in Mallorca for the Eurowebtainment show

:( Spain....... they aren't that easy to pay off.

I wish I was there. I would help you being that I speak Spanish. That sucks your way to cool, and good of a guy to be going through this bullshit.

How much is bail btw?

dont worry .. just say you are in the porn biz and you arent looking for trouble .. spanish police are very laid back aslong as you show them some respect and show that you understand that they are doing their job nothing more

ok some fuckers get bored fast and fuck with you just for the fuck of it . ; if this happens let them know that you understand that they are just fuckin with you for the fuck of it

and thats where the 'I am porn webmaster' character comes in handy . . you figure out why

I kiss ass for a living . . should be your new nick

I'm trying to help a good person out. If you have a problem with that :321GFY STFU

I heard they were just like American Prisons, except everyone speaks Spanish.

Yipes, sorry to hear that.

That sucks.

:(

Just do the "stupid tourist look" and buy em a drink JFK - no biggie :winkwink: :thumbsup

Like this thread is not BS...

If it is not bs email me... I have a partner in Spain that will bail homebro out if you send the funds..

Sweet! JFK you hear that? You won't be missing Entourage Sunday night!

Slip the prison guard a $20 and he'll slip you out the back.

Have heard bad things about it - but then again I live in Denmark, where the prisons really are easy compared to all other prison systems in the world :)

I believe you mistranslated, that's slit you in the back.

Spanish prisons aren't bad, usually modern and you get sex visits..

if there is ANYTHING I can do PLEASE let me know - you have my number.

full of rapers
anyway, the devil isn`t so black...

I can tell you about the serbian prisons, just ICQ me :)

Sorry man, just had too :winkwink:

That doesn't sound good.

Ok so here's what happened... we went to this club around the corner from the hotel, and I was taking shots of the guys I was with and some others of the chicks in the club, after a while some guy from the club comes up to me and says NO pics . I said ok no problem, about 5 mins later the cops show up and want to know why I am taking pics, I said I'm just taking shots of my friends. They say you can't take shots in the club. I said please show me the sign on the door where it says no cameras allowed? There is none. Well where is your passport, sorry don't have it on me. Well we have to go back to the hotel and you have to show us. The cops do not speak any english at all. I go back to the hotel with them, show them the passport, they say ok but when in Spain you have to carry it with you. We go back to the bar. Meanwhile all the guys I was with are freaking out, worried that I'm in shit, but no one would listen to them for any explanation. Anyway the owner comes round and says sorry, so I said how sorry??? If you are really sorry then buy a round for everyone :winkwink: well he ends up buying only me a drink, cheap prick, and disappears, that is it in a nut shell :upsidedow

The most they could have given you for that is a small fine. Spain is a very civilized country with laws similar to the ones in every other european country. There is nothing to worry about :)

I can give you one piece of advice about Spain. DON'T under ANY circumstances give the doormen at bars in the turist areas a reason to harm you, because they will!! My own personal experience has been that the police closes their eyes in this particular situation.

Wow, I didn't know they allowed computers/cell phones in a Spanish prison, by that looks of that, it must be paradise!

Don't matter where ya go JFK - it's worth keeping at least a photocopy (image page) of your passport on you.

Had the same problem in other countries - basically a lack of ID stuff and obviously not a national, but cops where fine and tolerant of stupid tourists :winkwink:

I'm sure you'll find that the majority in US prisons speak Spanish too hehe

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