Once, there was a boy who liked to throw things
 

He started out throwing eggs. Then, he threw the big game. Then, he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house, and then he moved into a...













































VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

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Sorry, was just watching some old Chris Farley SNL sketches. Matt Foley was fucking gold!