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Vacuum screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/984006.jpg

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html

No wonder she used a vacuumcleaner. That pussy must have been one dusty place.

Str8 men need to watch out.

I don't get it. Does this thing blow pulsating air or does it suck?

Looks like it sucks, but the trick is the prongs hold the vacuum just far enough away from the skin that it doesnt clamp down on it, but it continues to try making a girls clit flutter quickly back and forth due to the vacuum.

I can see Juicy thinking up a design for the "Fleshcume Cleaner" now!

wow, what a discovery, she must have been really desperate

Fucking brilliant

sounds good to me as long as she cleans the house after ....

My hand works just fine.. takes no batteries and is free...my luck I will get arthiritis of the fingers ..:1orglaugh

Somene needs to try this and report back to us. If it works I'll gladly buy one for my wife.

I actually don't get wanting to cum n 10 seconds anyway ..for me the best part is the build up..the growing feeling, etc

that's because you probably had sex in the last 15 years

And thus.. in just one sentence Sarah managed to do what sceintists and relationship experts have been trying to do for centuries, she summed up the ENTIRE difference between men and women.

Nice idea :)

she only came in 10 seconds cas that pussy was illin for some attention

Dammit...now my wife will want to tear out our hardwood floors to put carpet in :1orglaugh

i wonder if this is because of the product or is it because she had not had sex for 15 years.

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Well yes, though she is apparently a woman so I was attempting to speak form the female perspective ;)

I've never bought an expensive vacuum cleaner, always just the cheapo brands and all of them are loud. Are the more expensive ones quieter? Seems it would be pretty hard for most women to get relaxed with that much noise to enjoy themselves.

Yeah but even if I hadn't had sex in 15 years I would still have had an orgasm...

Sex with a vacuum cleaner?

Hmm... I suppose for some women it's an alternative to luring the dog with peanut butter.

two words that have kept lonely housewives happy in the past: spin cycle

ok.. here's the only thing.... 35 pounds for a vacuum attachment? You are talking an extruded plastic/rubber tube for about $65 US???? isn't that a bit much? I mean the Fleshlight (no I don't pimp for them) is $59 and surely takes more manufacturing effort than this. Hell, a decent vibrator with all the working parts goes for around this amount.... pricing seems a lot high.. but then again, the Sybian goes for $1400 and the wife wants one of those.

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ROFL, ha ha, did anyone check out the demonstration video -
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys-...fm?videoid=174

Somebody just pointed out - no batteries...they add up, I guess.

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Filthy, filthy pussy

lol..if that doesn't turn the women on, I don't know what will.

Though, as a woman, I am slightly distrubed that the font on the box is the same font as the old Kotex boxes ..though I can't remember if Kotex is available in the UK.

no worries there for you eh ? :winkwink:

WARNING!

Prolonged use of the product may result in this:



http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorso...chyna/clit.jpg

You should write product reviews for them :)

oh my, thats scary, its mini dick.

Is this girl on steroids?

Possibly.

There's a small discussion going on about it here:

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/734324-wtf.html

I was just playing GFY-connect-the-dots. :)

Didnt they make a movie about a vacum cleaner attachment like this? I cant remember the name...

lol 15 years without having sex

no wonder she came so fast :)

that thing sucks

Yea instead of buying batteries you'll be buying a new vacuum every 3 months.vacuum sales are gonna explode but there will be dirty carpets everywhere.(pun intended)

great....I will get some for my models.

It would be good for a horny housewife site.

man.. a suck job.. stupid joke.. lol

With a little modification she can do both at the same time, multi-tasking :thumbsup

Lol... Cool mom!

hehe :)

I guess it can be fun.
http://www.sealey.co.uk/images/products/PC200.jpg

Looks a little bit dangerous.

In the UK there is a brand that looks just like that *except* that it has a smiley face on it ..would perfect for these purposes.

I may never leave home now.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh You mean Henry?