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The Walrus 05-22-2007 04:09 PM

Have you ever jerked off with a condom on...
 
Have you ever jerked off with a condom on just so you wouldn't make a big mess? Be honest.

woj 05-22-2007 04:10 PM

why would you do something stupid like that?

candyflip 05-22-2007 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 12471705)
why would you do something stupid like that?

I was 12. :1orglaugh

Scott McD 05-22-2007 04:18 PM

I can't say i have no... :1orglaugh

PinPine 05-22-2007 04:19 PM

Sure, did it once ore twice :P

Screaming 05-22-2007 04:21 PM

no,cant say i have lol

testpie 05-22-2007 04:22 PM

Hell yeah, I've had a posh wank. Shame I didn't actually manage to put the condom on correctly though...

craigant01 05-22-2007 04:30 PM

yer. u shud try it good practice for when you start having sex.

Spunky 05-22-2007 04:33 PM

No,but I did use some socks once

jimmy-3-way 05-22-2007 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus (Post 12471699)
Have you ever jerked off with a condom on just so you wouldn't make a big mess? Be honest.

Dude - do you save up for like a year before you bust a nut? How is getting spermicide and lube all over your wiener and hand NOT more of a mess than jizz?

Plus -- How much are rubbers these days? Like $2 each right? That could add up fast.

gimo33 05-22-2007 04:41 PM

sadly yes....

wyldworx 05-22-2007 04:42 PM

yes, and for a change - it feels awesome.

wyldworx 05-22-2007 04:43 PM

ooh, and i get rubbers 4 free. Want sum???

D 05-22-2007 04:49 PM

I did it when I was 14, and had a condom that I had kept in my wallet for about 4 months without the need to pull it out.

Figured lose it or use it.

It was a Trojan, and after I was done, I rinsed it out in the shower... because I wanted to try an experiment. I wrapped it around the showerhead... just to see how much water it could take.

Fucker filled all the way up... from the shower-head to the tub floor. Must have loaded 40 gallons in it before it exploded.

Jimmy Rock 05-22-2007 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 12471746)
I was 12. :1orglaugh

same here :1orglaugh

BusterBunny 05-22-2007 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 12471844)

Plus -- How much are rubbers these days? Like $2 each right? That could add up fast.

i save money and recycle them:pimp

Pete-KT 05-22-2007 05:12 PM

You mean to tell me that when I jack off Im supposed to CUM? what the fuck how come noone told me this before

Beaver Bob 05-22-2007 05:14 PM

I have a couple times

Wilbo 05-22-2007 05:16 PM

Sure I have. Don't wanna give myself the aids.

ayne468 05-22-2007 05:22 PM

What a delightful thread :Oh crap

mikeyddddd 05-22-2007 05:45 PM


thricer 05-22-2007 06:19 PM

sure... lots of times :)

Brujah 05-23-2007 05:17 AM

Isn't that what they're for? There's no telling where my hand has been. I don't want to catch something from it.

Michaelious 05-23-2007 05:18 AM

Um...no, no I haven't

RevSand 05-23-2007 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12471902)
I did it when I was 14, and had a condom that I had kept in my wallet for about 4 months without the need to pull it out.

Figured lose it or use it.

It was a Trojan, and after I was done, I rinsed it out in the shower... because I wanted to try an experiment. I wrapped it around the showerhead... just to see how much water it could take.

Fucker filled all the way up... from the shower-head to the tub floor. Must have loaded 40 gallons in it before it exploded.

HAHA.. that made me laugh since I put one on the end of a hose once to see how much it could take...

BAKO 05-23-2007 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 12471967)
You mean to tell me that when I jack off Im supposed to CUM? what the fuck how come noone told me this before

you Virgin

Digipimp 05-23-2007 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Walrus (Post 12471699)
Have you ever jerked off with a condom on just so you wouldn't make a big mess? Be honest.

be honest you only worry about making a big mess when you're sniffing the panties of some chick whose apartment you broke into

fallenmuffin 05-23-2007 06:15 AM

Lol, yes.......

Eyes_Without_A_Face 05-23-2007 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 12471705)
why would you do something stupid like that?

because it feels good :thumbsup

potter 05-23-2007 06:35 AM

I'm a guy, you shouldn't be asking "have you jerked off into this?" it should be "what haven't you jerked off into you sick pervert?".

:winkwink: :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 12471902)
I did it when I was 14, and had a condom that I had kept in my wallet for about 4 months without the need to pull it out.

Figured lose it or use it.

It was a Trojan, and after I was done, I rinsed it out in the shower... because I wanted to try an experiment. I wrapped it around the showerhead... just to see how much water it could take.

Fucker filled all the way up... from the shower-head to the tub floor. Must have loaded 40 gallons in it before it exploded.

bwahahaha, dude that made me laugh out loud. im going to have to try it now, think the girlfriend will care? (we usually shower together)

Big_D 05-23-2007 06:36 AM

yep sure have, will prolly do it again

dig0 05-23-2007 06:40 AM

No, I have not.

Though I had a girl do a blowjob and jerk me off when I had a condom on.

I was 12, she was err, 14 I think

JamesK2 05-23-2007 06:44 AM

Yeah I have. When I was 13-14 also, didn't expect so many ppl would have done the same thing at about the same age :1orglaugh

Sexsitesurfer 05-23-2007 06:58 AM

The term in England is a "posh wank", not sure why.

No, I haven't.

TG Rebecca 05-23-2007 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 12471844)
How is getting spermicide and lube all over your wiener and hand NOT more of a mess than jizz?

that's what i was wondering.. :error


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