And people wonder why pornographers are given a bad name.
 

This is an ad in a local publication:

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"need assistant to manager for adult company

am looking for a assistant that can lead to management in our larger adult buisness, we need an assistant that will be willing to travel, get contracts signed, entertain, wine and dine our clients, and get there signature on the line. you will be expected to use your assests and give oral and manual stimulation to our clients. (hand and blow jobs) tell them to sign and youll give them head, easy. you will be treated very well, and paid even better, our other assistants make between 100thousand to 200thousand a year. we have a ton of fun and pay for all travels and expenses. please be serious send us pictures and tell us why your the next princess in our offices. email today...... jen"

Thats pretty top notch, when do you start?

Damn. I think that is one of the best I have seen in some time.

Whoever wrote that is the biggest perv ever lol

The pay scale is too low for me to even consider applying.

You however would be a fine candidate and that kind of money could really change your life for the better.

man ihope i get to sign the line

:love2suck

I am rubber you are glue...

BTW hit me up, I need your opinion on something.

FUnny... this is worse than the fluffer listing I seen in CL...

"would you liek to be in porn...just not on camera?"


more like, you wanna just suck some cock cause you like it?

oh quit it, if you really were against posting these you wouldnt be showing them to everyone....

Thread of the day.

I showed them to 2 people. Now stfu. :1orglaugh

sounds like a smear job..

it implies that deals get done in the industry by handjobs/blowjobs.. while im sure there has been a few i dont think this would be a very succesfull approach to making deals. lol

Thats how deals get done in the "non-adult" industry

only bros and top notch and stand up people can apply

hey can you epass me some scratch...my fluffer job didnt go through

Holy shit.

i'm sorry, i'll tone it down for the next ad. :(

Fuckin' figures. The wife won't move to the States, otherwise there's a job she's qualified for.

Man, with that word count, that ad must have cost quite a bit to place...

theyre looking for someone serious :winkwink:

I already gave you my opinion based on the pics you sent. It's definitely an STD and you should go to the doctor.

You coulda warned me BEFORE hand.

As if I knew he had that shit before you hired him?

Dont make me turn the hose on you two....Get off the fuckin porch!

What publication would permit such an ad? :error

ADG

Sounds pretty easy, except for that "get contracts signed" part... obviously they're not familiar with adult.

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Like I said.... thread of the day.

I bet

I wonder if they even thought about paying extra to get a little black border around their ad...

That's incredibly bad... I hope it's a joke but something tells me its for real.

That can't be real....

Wow lmfao.... Thats the first time I've ever even seen an adult ad. thats to funny, I wonder which one of the gfy'ers put that up lol

I love when people put out "serious" ads that contain misspellings, like "there" should be "their".

This sounds like the perfect job for an escort... maybe I can get one of Z's girls to apply and we take 20% agent's fee...:pimp


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NO way in hell that would make ANy publication around here.