Don't make fun of short people!
 

Cos one day they snap! :warning

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...200692-ap.html

"SAN MATEO, Calif. (AP) - A man accused of biting off his wife's bottom lip after she called him short has rejected a plea offer and will stand trial next month, prosecutors said.

Akano Nzerem, 54, of South San Francisco, is charged with felony counts of domestic violence, mayhem, false imprisonment, battery and making criminal threats. Nzerem told police he was provoked by his wife attacking him first and calling him short, the district attorney's office said."

What a crazy world.. :error

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sorry ruth had to do it

;)

revenge of the midgets :)

LOL gotta love Randy Newman!

short people are - short

The first thing I thought of, too.

short people are definitely small...


but intelligent!!! :thumbsup