THIS JUST IN - Lohan gets DUI so she can hang w/Paris in Jail
 

http://www.mercurynews.com/business/...nclick_check=1

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Why should she wait for another 5 years of drug and alcohol addiction to end her movie career and just go ahead and start to interracial gangbang porn right now? At least people would be interested in that now. Otherwise she'll end up like Tara Reid. You can't pay guys to wach a porno of her if she made one. I'd almost rather watch Screech get fucked.

I could not agree with you more my friend. Well said, well said.

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UPDATE

"Officials find what they suspect is cocaine at scene"

Man if she's still around in Decemeber I'm putting her on my Dead Pool list for 2008. She'd be worth about 80 points!!!!!

Man, perhaps they could muff dive on each other while in prison..... the person who gets pix of that will be a billionaire over night!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/C...ow/2072186.cms

Update:

Thrown out of hotel 2 nights ago for drunk writhing on floor PANTYLESS!!1!

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:1orglaugh

another rehab is always an option