Phlegm - most annoying bodily fluid?
 

Phlegm certainly gets my vote for most annoying bodily fluid. Does it even have a purpose other than making having a chest infection go from inconvenient to being a living hell?

I like it, especially when you wake up in a morning after a loooong lie in, and it feels like the same piece thats in your mouth is also half way down your throat...

...so then you cough up this 'snake like' phlegm and what makes it 100x better is then it's likely to be chewy!!! So you can play with it in your mouth while you walk to the bathroom to send it on it's way....

Phlegm is cool :)



..... it also traps air particles from going into the lungs :winkwink:

If liquid diarrhea counts, I'd say that it is the most annoying bodily fluid.

I agree is sucks
but it does help get rid of the dirt and crap in our lungs

i seem to agree with you...i really hate it when im having a cough...

Agreed,one of the nastiest especially after a bad cold

it is the grossest thing...

ugh, i had the nastiest cold not too long ago, i can't believe how much phlegm my body produced.. i'm definitely feelin ya on this one. :) okay now i'm done turning you all on, go about your day.. :)

You can take Imodium and that is pretty much dealt with in an hour. Phlegm just keeps on going and going until it decides it will stop.

lol..I know what you mean and it is like there are little phlegm gnomes that wait until right before you are about to go to bed to step up the productions to a rate that makes it impossible to sleep without feeling like you are hacking up a lung all night long.

I can't imagine what it would be like if I smoked.

Anal leakage would have to take the cake! Can they even treat a non-tight asshole? Do they make you do sphyncter clenches to tighten it up again?

yicckkssss... i guess that's really annoying...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

But that isn't eh 'fluid' causing that..it is the blown out tushy...and even then phlegm would probably find a way to take part in the anal leakage too.

Phlegm is just pure fun - nothing like when you drink some orange juice in the morning and it combines with phlegm to create "won't-get-the-fuck-out-of-your-throat-em" which nearly chokes you from breathing all day. :thumbsup

I know it tops my list right now. Can't even hit the pipe.

I had it for about a week now, big lumps in my throat. Coughing up some real Juicy ones:Oh crap

I just dared to drink some iced tea and now it is like I am going to die from rupturing a vein in my throat.

yes it's so gross mostly when turned yellow ewww.

I would say that duck butter is worse than phlegm.

Phlegm is very annoying, but burning hot diarreah takes the cake home for me. LOL

I am scared to ask .....

I agree. I also have a lot of ass hair so I'd have to wipe at least 20 times to get it clean. Then my anus gets sore and the next time I poop that day is a true hell :(

really reaching for a topic today are we Sarah? ;)

and its really itchy to the throat when you don't threw it up..

lol ..no more like it is ruling my life over the last few days

And there isn't a medicine that will properly take that away either.

lets see... restricts breathing, leaves shit in your mouth for you to get rid of, sounds nasty to take care of. yep... id say its pretty fucking irritating.

It's pretty annoying indeed...

Phlegm is poopie...

Phlegm? No way, diarrhea is the worst.

I would have to agree ...though, perhaps if I had taken stock out in a tissue company before hand there would be something about it to make me smile