Scientists Advance In Talking To Apes
 

http://abcnews.go.com/WN/story?id=3222942&page=1

This shit is amazing. The ability to communicate with apes has surpassed the procedures I learned in college decades ago studying primates.

The theories that animals could indeed grasp what we consider higher concepts has proven itself out. I argued that certainly animals could, but their existence, the way their entire beingness is expressed means they don't have to to survive. An alligator is an alligator. It's not a diplomat. Yet you take away all it's impulses and environmental dangers and at the core you'ld have someone willing to talk about the weather. Problem is you'ld need surgery to do that.

Primates however are different and the technology used here could well be a way to improve our computer designs and interactive procedures in the future.

I keep thinking of 'Planet of the Apes'.

apes (and even monkies) have been posting on gfy for ages... nothing new..

IDIOT 30, did it ever occur to you if we wanted daily news, like you post all the fucking day on a fucking webmaster board, we would go to a NEWS site and not a WEBMASTER site.

Fucking imbecile.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm the imbecile but you're the one whose picture appears at the top of the story?

Figued you would need some free advertisement.

That's pretty cool!!

:)

Their first answer was "I wanna give me banana forshizzle my nizzle"

I would totally talk dirty to the ape


If the ape could get a pre-paid credit card, I might be able to get a signup out of it

Why do they want to talk to them? I have to give mine a banana just so it will shut the hell up.

HAHAHAHA LOL :1orglaugh