Looking for work, anything, please!
 

The current economic downturn mixed with GFY technical issues has caused my abundant sig whore income to all but dry up. These are troubled times, they call for drastic measures! If anyone has work of any kind pleeeeeeeease send it my way, I'm begging you!

PS: Please click the button in my sig so I can make 6 cents and feed my children! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!











(This is a work of fiction and not to be taken seriously)

Can you do double anal?

Lol..... Funny guy!

BTW: See sig and click!!

;)

I've only ever tried triple!

only if I can double fist you again!

your sig is unclickable

No way! How can that be? I think you'd better try clicking again, I just tested it and it worked fine! What browser are you running? Maybe I can help troubleshoot this issue with you?

I tried to click but with no success.... :(

Not clickable here either on firefox.

ROFL, idiots...

Can you not tell blatant sarcasm?

lol.... and you take our replies seriously? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Read them.

Thank you so much everyone! The offers in email and on ICQ have been overwhelming, this is such a sweet and thoughtful community! Also, I have made $147 off my signature clicks since this posting! I will be able to take my children INTO the restaurant instead of raiding the dumpster finally! THANK YOU ALL AGAIN! I LOVE YOU ALL!

i need someone to wipe my ass for me
i pay 10c per wipe

damn thats cheap, I have to pay 15c :upsidedow

Just think of all the money you could have made by building a couple sites with our free content and sending traffic to APM ;-)

Bah, I'll donate to your sig fund...I think I have one of those silver surfer quarters 'round here somewhere...

Speaking of double penetrations...

True story...

I used to work as talent for Max Hardcore and he called me "Pussycat" because I was nice to the girls I worked with before during and after the camera rolled. Max would pair me with new talent that had never done anal before so he could warm them to the idea of doing that before he laid down one of his anal onslaughts. One day a new girl, Tammi Ann, came in and categorically refused to try anal. Max paused and searched hard for the determination to go on in the face of utter pornlessness, then he said "What about d.p?

Tammi Ann squinted briefly, which could have passed for wariness... or bafflement. "DP, sure, I do that." She said, then paused. "What's DP?"

She learned pretty quickly and before no time had earned her place in the industry as an "anal queen".

Max became even more max.

And me... well I just keep hoping that Jact will let me keep klicking his sig...:winkwink:

I wanna see FLYING anal, damnit.