Kansas City Woman Wants To Serve Paris Hilton's Sentence
 

"KANSAS CITY, MO. -- Paris Hilton will head to jail next week after a judge sentenced the 26-year-old socialite to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. A Metro woman doesn't want Paris to spend that long in jail, so Mary McClenden is offering to serve Paris' sentence for her. Officials at the jail where Hilton will serve time have now selected an inmate who is doing time for reckless driving, and who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton's story."




This was on the news site when I got up today.


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Incredotard.

True.


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That's good Paris shouldn't be in jail. She should be out on the street showing her ugly pussy to media so we can sell some more memberships.

ya fucking right! LOL :1orglaugh

For every person that starts a petition or wants to serve her jail time, they should add another 30days to her jail time

Good one LOL



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ill do her time..100k per day

hahahahaha.. nice

thats not how it works :)

My faith in the human race is quickly dwindling...

...Idiocracy here we come!!

lol i second that!:thumbsup

Nice, I agree with you 100%! :thumbsup

I bet they could pay that.


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get a camera into the jail.
pics of Paris eating out some big fat, super ugly chick would sell like mad.

Yeah... and if they made that a rule, how many of us wouldn't start a petition just to add 30 days on her jail time?

:)