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On a box of splenda, there is a sentence that says: "Measures cup for cup just like real sugar!"

On the back of the box there is a conversion chart that says: "Splenda 1 cup = Sugar 1cup...Splenda 1 Tbsp = Sugar 1 Tbsp...Splenda 1 Tsp = Sugar 1 Tsp..."

If you need that conversion chart please kill yourself today...do not wait.

That is all...

OMFG
hahahahahahaha

i was just in the grocery store the other day and had this "WTF?" look on my face and had to show my girl the EXACT same thing

Dude...seriously man...who is that fucking conversion chart for? We need to round those people up for real. Shit like that scares the living fuck out of me. Just to think that there may be...EVEN ONE fucking guy that needs that chart out there...somewhere...lurking.

It's creepy.

Why on earth would you put that poison in your body in the first place?

wait ,let me get my glasses, I dont follow this:helpme

splenda causes cancer in rat tests if you are using this product you are killing yourself.

Sounds like the soon to be conversion for US $ to CDN $. :(

meh...so is breathing the air and drinking the water. I think the 2 packs a day I smoke will probably get me before the rat cancer splenda but who knows.

I should quit everything today. Wait...then tomorrow I'll probably get hit by a bus.:1orglaugh