How come the SILVER SURFER has no penis???????????
 

hmmmmmmmmmm

I shit you not I was thinking the same thing to myself the other day...lol :1orglaugh

juicy need ta quit lookin fo mo p. nis

=-o

wow I must be as gay as you Juicy cause i was thinking the same thing the other day LOL

btw he has no testicles also

I have them in a pickle jar, I take them out every now and then to have a sniff.:winkwink:

Well can you have testicules and no penis? :helpme Always thought they came as a package deal...No pun intended :1orglaugh

Unless you have a REALLY small dick and I mean small

Do you want the geeky answer?

What do you think that surfboard of his is?

he's too busy finding planets for Galactus to eat to bother with a penis.

Maybe he tucks?

He has an "inny" penis. It sits inside until he needs it and then it comes on like a champion!

He lost it in a bizarre chroming accident

because he is not a real man

He's a Grower ,not a Shower

He's a eunuch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

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You know he is

1) Not Real
2) Not Human

he has silver briefs

Weird, I was just wondering why she had no tits.

Fegs... All Fegss

His body was changed when he made a deal with Galactus to become his herald in exchange for leaving his planet, Zenn-La, alone. The silvery skin protects him against the cosmic rays and other radiation found in space. He also does not have to piss and shit like humans do.

but wouldnt there be a bulge still or something?

Did Galactus in the deal take his balls and cock?

Wait!!!!!!!!!! is that a penis i see?
http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/Silver...lverSurfer.gif

A hard on would make him less aerodynamic. lol

Is the silver surfer Human?

He is the bad because hi don't have penis :)

Interesting question there Juicy. Will ask him next time I see him.

He is a human.. It's only the coating that making his p*nis not appearing...

It was Galactus who gives that coating to Silver Surfer... That silver like coating is a protection against coldness in the space...Silver Surfer is Galactus Herald who gives him(Galactus) food or power by absorbing the planet's energy force...:thumbsup

See this links:

www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/g/galactus.htm

www dot marveldirectory dot com/individuals/s/silversurfer.htm

Sorry for the dot words coz I can't allowed to post URL here...

Girls surf too.

probably the best response yet :1orglaugh

Who needs a penis when you can destroy worlds? Isn't reproduction counter productive for him? Hahah!

That's way he is so pissed off beacuse he doesnt have penis hehe

i saw the movie , he doesnt have one nor did i see him take a piss the whole movie

He just pissed in the suit to stay warm :1orglaugh

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first of all the silver surfer isnt human he is from Zenn-La, also when i read what u wrote is sounds as if you think that the silver surfer consumes the planets, which isnt true as Galactus' herald it is simply his job to find them.

And concidering the silver surfer is not human simply humanoid, what is their so say that he ever actually had a penis.