Why can't you shake it more than 2 times?
 

Seriously. Sometimes you just need to shake it 8 times to make sure there's no dribble in the drawers.

exactly... those 2 timers have yellow undies

Shake it more than twice you playing with it! :pimp

what he said :upsidedow

No matter how you shake and dance,
The last two drops end in your pants.

Drip dry is the only way to roll. Who has time to be shaking it, or whatever.

NinjaSteve doesn't stand a chance,
'cuz even with a mighty long dance,
He tried to shake it
But for Pete's sake, it
would drip and show on his pants.

Don't you know that masturbation causes blindness ? :1orglaugh

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I always use a piece of toilet paper

I shake it like a redheaded stepchild.

stop listening to your mother now.

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I usually shake it more than twice.....

It's mine , so I'll play with it as long as I want to.

is there a rule book with these rules