***Elton John learns of hiv pos status...
 

The news was uncovered from the cubicle doors of "Steaming and Beaming's"
mens steam house in London. Apparently mr john discovered of the status after learning he must have come in contact with mercury through a routine urine inspection after failing a breathtest and furthermore found to be in possesion of swollen goods whilst in the company of his latest boy, george. The boy, george, unhappy after also handling the swollen goods refused to comment officially, opting to vent his resentment whilst shitting in the abovenamed cubicle. unfortunately, the scribble became hard to read making it dificult to know whether george would seek sewridge for damages.
:Oh crap
how is everyone.... happier i hope. :thumbsup

off topic but the site in your sig...on the front page it say

Credibility - Regular GFY posting since 2004 (lucas131)

ummmmmm is that what counts for credibility nowadays?

what the fuck..is this just gibberish?

not sure, but one would be silly to kick the tyres of a ferrari before paying in cash. comprende???

wyldworx is a spambot, dont feed him, and dont use the designservice unless you want to waste your money

I want my 20 seconds back.

This thread is demented.

90% of what this guy posts is gibberish...

don't care if he's gay. he's a talented songwriter

I dont think Bernie Taupin is gay.

anyone with the name bernie barney or barry have a battle for heterosexuality from birth. pre-destined gaymoseximists.

:1orglaugh the creme de la creme of all assumptions about me yet. :thumbsup carry on.