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Juicy D. Links 06-22-2007 09:47 PM

I have been cleansing my colon the last 7 days
 
Man oh man do i feel cleansed

I am using special teas and stuff

I am posting from the toilet right now.

9818783 06-22-2007 09:50 PM

call Lanny Barby :girl and ask her to do you in the butt with a strapon, :321GFY I hear she's into that now :1orglaugh

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-22-2007 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 12644865)
Man oh man do i feel cleansed

I am using special teas and stuff

I am posting from the toilet right now.

I am horney now.

nico-t 06-22-2007 09:54 PM

whats up with the drama? any updates?

Spunky 06-22-2007 09:55 PM

Poopin is cool..what happened to colon cleanse?

nico-t 06-22-2007 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9818783 (Post 12644876)
call Lanny Barby :girl and ask her to do you in the butt with a strapon, :321GFY I hear she's into that now :1orglaugh

its Lanny Barbie and hi LC

Damian_Maxcash 06-22-2007 09:56 PM

I've had someone cleansing my colon for the last few days - but that's enough about my sex life.

Juicy D. Links 06-22-2007 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12644898)
whats up with the drama? any updates?



Alec and I talked earlier today on the phone and worked things out between us, all is cool.

Juicy D. Links 06-22-2007 09:58 PM

this aint joking , you seriosuly feel better when you see the built up garbage that was resding in there come out of your body

9818783 06-22-2007 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 12644907)
its "lanny-barbie.cuntlog." Lanny Barbie and hi LC

:error

check the wikipedia article about her

Just a few weeks after getting married on April 1, 2005
it was announced by Vivid Entertainment that they had
just signed Barby for a two year exclusive contract,
making Barby the first Vivid Girl from Montreal.[4]

But the moment she signed her contract with Vivid Entertainment
it became official, she would legally from that point on be known
as Lanny Barby.

:pimp

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-22-2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 12644917)
this aint joking , you seriosuly feel better when you see the built up garbage that was resding in there come out of your body

haha, a serious cleanse should be accompanied by a serious fast, around should go on for at least 10-14 days. I finished a 14 day cleanse abour 2-3 weeks ago, and by the end of the first week, you are shitting out some the nastiest ass looking crap you've ever seen...

you can go the quick route and do a colonic irrigation (enema, woot doot!) but i've never liked the idea of pumping a quart of mineral solution up my ass. i'd rather starve myself for 2 weeks...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-22-2007 10:09 PM

and yes, something about your body feels incredibly different (in a great way) after having passed all those acids and toxins from your body...

this is the book i read prior to commencing my detox cleanse...
http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Detox-Secr.../dp/1594771421

nico-t 06-22-2007 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 9818783 (Post 12644936)
:error

check the wikipedia article about her

Just a few weeks after getting married on April 1, 2005
it was announced by Vivid Entertainment that they had
just signed Barby for a two year exclusive contract,
making Barby the first Vivid Girl from Montreal.[4]

But the moment she signed her contract with Vivid Entertainment
it became official, she would legally from that point on be known
as Lanny Barby.

:pimp

wiki can say whatever they want, it's overture what I really listen to ;)

Spiegelau 06-22-2007 10:14 PM

"I have been cleansing my colon the last 7 days "



Have you been using the Rutland 8" Round Wire Chimney Brush?

It's an 8" Round Wire Chimney Brush by Chimney Sweep. The stiff, oil tempered spring wire bristle Chimney Sweep chimney cleaning brush is designed for the homeowner with an extremely dirty chimney, or for Juicy D. Links junk filled colon. You will love the way you feel!

Rhesus 06-22-2007 10:30 PM

Just drinking a few litres of Kleanprep will do the job too in a day or two, I just wonder how good you'll actually feel.

UniversalPass Pete 06-22-2007 10:37 PM

I hear liquid plumber does wonders!:winkwink:

Spunky 06-22-2007 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 12644965)
and yes, something about your body feels incredibly different (in a great way) after having passed all those acids and toxins from your body...

this is the book i read prior to commencing my detox cleanse...
http://www.amazon.com/Tao-Detox-Secr.../dp/1594771421

Snake oil?
Quote:

Unfortunately, much of this guidebook's program is entirely unsubstantiated. The author is not a doctor, but rather a student of Chinese civilization, and his medical explanation ranges from shaky to irresponsible. For instance, he refers to "toxemia" as a "state of toxicity in the blood and tissues," though medical parlance already defines "toxemia" as a sometimes-fatal pregnancy complication. Specific claims come without any documentation, such as his statement, attributed to "several studies," that "five glasses of pure water per day ... may reduce ... risk of colon cancer by 45 percent, breast cancer by 80 percent, and bladder cancer by 50 percent." Most disconcerting are the dubious medical interventions he touts, such as the "Zapper," an electronic parasite-removal device he suggests as a treatment for "asthma, cancer, chronic fatigue syndrome, and candida fungal infections." More reliable sources on detoxification can be found in any self-help section.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 06-22-2007 11:15 PM

we're talking traditional chinese medicine here, something western science and medicine doesn't always give much credibility to. on many occasions he claims that regular body detox will cure pretty much every disease imaginable, cancer included, which i can't say i believe myself. but the cleansing programs discussed are solid, including the methods discussed for lowering tissue acidity and flushing rectal plaque. both of which will leave you feeling a lot better, trust me on that. i can see how some people may take the views as misleading, i certainly wouldn't outright recommend a detox program to cure cancer by any means. i've yet to see this disproven either though, and is the multibillion dollar pharmaceutical industry going to go out of their way to help prove that you can cure most ailments simply by taking some time off, relaxing, and shitting all your problems out? probably not. most people aren't readily willing to give up western medicine, which in itself is pretty fucking questionable if you ask me...


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