Would You EAT OUT A HOOKER???????????
 

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NAME EDITTED (06:22 PM) :
lets say someone ate a pussy of an escort, can you catch anything?
Juicy D. Links® (06:30 PM) :
wtffffffffffffff
Juicy D. Links® (06:30 PM) :
u ate out a hooker???????????/
Juicy D. Links® (06:30 PM) :
u nuts?????????????/
NAME EDITTED (06:30 PM) :
lol
NAME EDITTED (06:31 PM) :
im not insane lol
Juicy D. Links® (06:31 PM) :
dude u crazy
Juicy D. Links® (06:31 PM) :
did u tongue her ass?
NAME EDITTED (06:31 PM) :
no
Juicy D. Links® (06:31 PM) :
why not?
NAME EDITTED (06:31 PM) :
duno
Juicy D. Links® (06:31 PM) :
u might as well of
NAME EDITTED (06:31 PM) :
lol
Juicy D. Links® (06:32 PM) :
you prob have like gonnorea and the clap and syphllis
NAME EDITTED (06:32 PM) :
nice
Juicy D. Links® (06:32 PM) :
u really did or joking?
NAME EDITTED (06:32 PM) :
i was really drunk, i think i did
Juicy D. Links® (06:32 PM) :
omg
Juicy D. Links® (06:32 PM) :
when was this?
NAME EDITTED (06:32 PM) :
like friday
Juicy D. Links® (06:33 PM) :
you have any rashes? any sores in your mouth or tongue? any drips from your penis?
NAME EDITTED (06:33 PM) :
no, i have a bump on the end of my toungue but i think its from eating too much chips
Juicy D. Links® (06:33 PM) :
did you just lick the clit or go all in?
NAME EDITTED (06:33 PM) :
i didnt go all in
Juicy D. Links® (06:33 PM) :
what you mean by bump?
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
its a small bump on the end of my toungue
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
like from too much salt
Juicy D. Links® (06:34 PM) :
showed up after you ate her?
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
no
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
from last night when i ate a full bag of salt n vinegar chips
Juicy D. Links® (06:34 PM) :
was she hot?
NAME EDITTED (06:34 PM) :
7/10
Juicy D. Links® (06:34 PM) :
pics?
Juicy D. Links® (06:34 PM) :
anything online?
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
she works at the massage parlor downtown montreal
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
i can see her anytime
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
lol
Juicy D. Links® (06:35 PM) :
:-( omg
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
youve been there before?
Juicy D. Links® (06:35 PM) :
dont they have sex ed classes in canada?
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
LOL
NAME EDITTED (06:35 PM) :
i never learned

I think I'd rather eat roadkill.

Bro lololol I just had the same conversation.

We need to write a Bro's Code of Ethics book and write some rules.

These bro kids have to straighten up their act ;-))))))))

And who the fuck eat a full bag of salt n vinegar chips lol omg

with a little tabasco yes

no thanks.

we both know one guy that loves eating hooker ass .. lol .. he's never got anything from what i know .. I wouldn't do it but fuck it .. if it gets you off then go for it but be safe and get tested before your with anyone else ..

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh oui ouiiiiiiiiiiii we gotten straiten him out b4 his cock falls off

"Juicy D. Links® (06:35 PM) :
dont they have sex ed classes in canada?"


lolololollllllllllllllllllllllll

I'm going to tell him best thing to do is to hot knife is tongue so he can burn all the Bacteria's LOLOL

Yo juicy, this is a reminder to NEVER take a sip out of this guys drink LOLOLOL

And wash your hands after each handshakes ;-)

The day I have to pay for sex is the day I'll just give up all together.

BUT If I DID have to bang a hooker My mouth ain't goin south lol

-Loki-

Whore pussy tastes great!:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsupYUM!:pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i will bring lysol with me to disinfect

omg man i never saw that post

i would bet the regular hooker is much cleaner than the sluts you pick up in most of the clubs :2 cents:

Made me laugh like a mother fucker. I would have bumped it but it was RIP'd :disgust

At least he didn't have to pay xtra for eating her snatch ;-)

(dirty pussy eater) ‎(6:53 PM):
i havnt brushed my teeth yet, 1sec ill go do that
JMan ‎(7:01 PM):
Did you pay more to eat her out ?
(dirty pussy eater) ‎(7:01 PM):
no
JMan ‎(7:01 PM):
Well at least that's a bonus I guess
(dirty pussy eater) ‎(7:01 PM):
lol

yea man, i eat a whores pussy and lick her ass. i also like sloppy seconds if another guy dumps a load in her before me, i will fuck her with it still leaking out.

when it comes to the bedroom, all bets are off.

well my first thought was Jman... but... either playing it off, orrr......


hrmmmm

It is very common for guys to eat out hookers in Quebec, all over actually, but the French girls are especially hot. 69 is very common.

I know someone who got the herp in his mouth from eating a funky hooker cunt!

I wouldn't even fuck a hooker so no, I sure as fuck would eat her out.

# Lick a hooker's ass:

Manliness: 0 Style: 1 Awesomeness: 1 Mess: 10

What you need: a hooker, $0.75.

How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup

Madawg???

isssss itttt Sleazy? :winkwink:

oh shiiiit good call...

my guess too

I would say lurk the fuck more, but... that's my guess too.

Most guys do and say noooo I didn't :upsidedow

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...box/funny4.jpg

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I did it twice :1orglaugh

I won't do that eww:(

Fuck no!

More or less like eating a used Urinal Cake!:winkwink:

Only after a shower

would you eat steak off of horse shit

I haven't been with any hooker's, and I don't plan on changing that

i avoid touching him now LOL

he isnt online i icqed him if he got the hooker pregnant:helpme

mmm...pussy and salt and vinegar chips

eww, I would never do that. U can catch something

salty dip

I did it when i was a lot younger and still alive, i was lucky :)

No I really would not.

arf
 

omg, i have a little bit of throw up in my mouth

hooker isn't the same as an escort... I HAVE eaten out an escort... but I didn't pay for her either... she was a good friend and I had alot of good times with her. :)

http://patrick.runkle.info/hooker.jpg

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madawgz why not get a real gf or fuckfriend instead of wassting money on hookers?

come on, you're 19