Was I wrong to fuck his mom?
 

Not sure if I did something ethically wrong here.

A week ago I was watching TV when someone knocked on my door. Through the peep-hole I saw a young black kid with a folder in his hands. I figured he was selling something but there was nothing on TV so I opened the door. He started talking really fast and mumbling, I couldn't figure out anything he was saying. He went on and on without stopping and finally I told him to STOP. After asking him a few questions I figured out that he is an 18 year old guy whose been accepted into college but couldn't afford tuition. So he joined this program where he helps sell subscriptions to a local newspaper in exchange for help with his tuition and was going door to door through his neighbors to try and make some money.

Since I had some free time I let him in my apartment and gave him a quick lesson in sales. I taught him how to stand-up straight, talk slowly and clearly and look for buying signs. I sent him home to practice and told him to come back tomorrow and if he does a good job I'll write him a check. Sure enough, he came back and did much better, so I kept my word and wrote him a check.

Today, I had another knock on my door. I looked through the peep hole and saw a black MILF holding a pastry. I open the door and the MILF says "Hi, I'm Will's mom. I wanted to thank you personally for teaching my son how to talk to people and I made you this cheesecake" (I didn't know black people bake cheesecakes). Well, I invited her in, and noticed she had no wedding ring on. Well, one thing led to another (ok, I seduced her) and we had sex.

Now for some reason I feel guilty. Was fucking the boy's mom wrong?

you can make money writing stories for porn sites you know ;-)

Chicks dig meaningless sex

Reading long posts is normally boring, but this one was fun.

:D

and when I woke up this morning I remembered shagging Tom Cruise - Brad Pitt was watching - of course I could have just fallen asleep during a good wank.

Nah that wasn't a dream man, I was there too!! :winkwink:

too late now lol

They don't. It was a trap. Congratulations, you are the father.

hahahahaha

yeah, now you have to pay for wills little brothers college too

yeah, now you have to pay for wills little brothers college too

I see no reaon to feel guilty.

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hey i wrapped my tool

I almost fucked a girl once.

Hahahaha

Well not sure if it was right, but you are a very good writer :D

Hell yea thats pimpin, my hats off to you

you did a great job ;)

I think you are all confusing a good story with good writing.

will you write stories for my site? :winkwink:

jokes apart .. don't feel guilt. If she is really 'mother you like to fuck' then keep fucking until you find better :thumbsup

It only matters to you if it was true or not. The point is that you are capable of writting a good story. If you can spit that out at will, you could cash in. :2 cents:

is this one of those cut n paste stories that are supposed to be funny

I could, but I think my day job pays better.

:1orglaugh

man, his mom came back for more. This is getting dangerous. That hahahahahaha is gonna cap me

this story is 100% fake, a black person would never make it to college. :2 cents:

thats kinda hot :thumbsup

nothing to feel bad about

She came looking for it..... lol

That story took me back to the days as a teenager reading penthouse letters!! good story, I need a break now, BRB

lol good one

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Hi there I am just going around meeting all the nieghbors and I thought I would stop in and say hello to you.

My name is Donnie and I have joined up with this years NCA contest. What the contest represents is a bunch of strong willed youth who have recently graduated from high school who are seeking a higher meaning in life and doing so within the communication industry.

What we are involved in is a program that takes us to the 48 continental states that gives us not only the opportunity to sharpen our education skills but to also compete in this years contest.

Now what the contest consists of is a collection of points by each one of the contestants and the first contestant to reach a goal of 20,000 points wins 1000 dollars and a really cool trip.

The thousand dollars can be used for anything, and personally I am going to put it towards my college education. I know education costs a lot more that that amount of currency, but what i can say is every penny counts! I want to be one of the first people out of my neighborhood to say they have succeeded.

The trip is a really appealing prize as well. Whenever I reach that 20,000 points I have the choice to go to alca poco, the virgin islands, jamaica, cali colombia, or even hawaii. Not bad for an 18 year old kid traveling the states right out of high school huh?

Now I bet that question is running through your head on how do the other contestants and myself raise these points to achieve success within this competition. Well its simple. (At this time hand them the brocure and keep talking). Its as simple as ordering your favorite subscriptions.

We have everything from Us Weekly, USA Today, all the way down to Maxim and FHM (which depending on gender in this part of the conversation you would differ that last part to either seventeen or whatever mag fits the personality. if you havent read them by now you are truly a douchebag)

All you have to do is go through that list and choose which ever subscriptions you would like to recieve on a periodical basis and we can write them up right here for you. If you notice to the right of each listing is also a number of points. Now depending on how many years you choose to recieve that periodical for I get the number of points you see multiplied by the number of years you decide on.

So which ones have you chosen? Go ahead and take my dry erase marker and highlight your favorites. (At this time hand them a dry-erase highligher to highligh their favorites on the laminated brouchure of magazine subscriptions and pull out our ducket and pen. Now as you see them highlight, you write them up for two years)

Ok, now let me see your favorite choices. Ahh I see here you are definitley into blah blah blah, ect ect ect. (Write them up for two years, as they will always downgrade to one)

Ok well let me go ahead and figure out how many points you have chosen to give me.

Allright sir/mam you have given me a total of 580 points. This is going to be a huge help as i am only 930 points away from winning the contest. One more outstanding person like yourself and I will win today for sure.

Allright, is it ok if I come in and finish writing down all of your information so we can ensure you prompt service with your decisions? (Once you are in the door the magcrew term for this would be "nailed" as in "sold")

Ok sir/mam your total comes out to be $xx.xx how would you like to pay cash or check?

hand them the pen at this time.

Sometimes if they are confused they are like "i am going to have to pay for this?" basicly its rebuddling time and also time to pull the tricks out of the bag.

Well yes sir/mam you didnt think points were free did you? The revenue from these subscriptions is what we use to fund our prizes, vacations, and even our national travel from state to state.

I can go on all day and tell you my closing techniques, but basicly from what i see in this post is that you were a magcrew sales agent at one time and just came up with an outstanding story, boy do i have em, but with that being said bro, if its legit right on, if its not, you got caught.

Fuck its been 5 1/2 years since i sold mags and I still got it.

you did the right thing. thats what i call a good neighbor

omg. hahahahaha :1orglaugh

<=- Fell for that a few years back. DOH! :1orglaugh

Pretty sure I can spot a fake. I wrote a check to Mercury News, can't see how it could be fake.