I Want to Live My Next Life Backwards... How about YOU???
 

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case. :)
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haha, that's priceless...nice one Jim!

I'd imagine that after a lifetime of experience, 9 months in the womb would get kinda boring.

Piers Anthony, Incarnations of Immortality Series... "Wielding an Hourglass"... deals with the whole idea of someone living their life backwards from a certain moment....

Lol....good one!!!!

Lol, that's pretty nice actually!!

:)

dont forget the nine months of tits in your mouth and not caring about shitting on yourself :thumbsup

Except that you know it's your mom.


Ewww.

:helpme :helpme

Martin Amis: Times arrow...

yep, that just killed it for me....