Fuck. I just got THE CALL. I knocked up a black chick.
 

My family is going to fucking murder me.

This chick is a hood rat, and no is gonan be my babys momma.

If the test says it's mine. I'm fucked.

umm..... goodluck i guess.. or congrats..... I'm not really sure what to say.

But im sure your parents will come to accept it after a while.

just what the world needs... one more kid parented by selfish, immature, low class morons

condoms? pulling out?


things morons never use or do............

Get another bitch to beat her ass and kick her in the stomache simple as that

Sounds like a bummer.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh congrats???

Congrats

Who's your daddy?!

Probably best to go on Maury and get the dna test and let your family find out that way.

Not sure what to tell ya,...figure out what your options are, with her and/or without her. If it's yours - you're fucked. Not just cause your family is gonna hang your ass + balls out to dry, but she's going to rape every paycheck you'll get for the next decades to come. :2 cents:

dude you recognize shes a hoot rat and still banged that shit raw come on man!

congrats on that

Thats what you get for fucking nasty hood rats.

Did you find her on Craigslist?

:winkwink:

this is why you should never fuck them, only fist

gotta wrap it before you slap it

The good news is you will have her in your life for a long time.

:1orglaugh

dont worry man, you are alraedy fucked with those tattoes anyway :)

congrats anyway

They don't have abortions over there?

sounds like a job for muary
http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef...fd98/maury.jpg

thats exactly what i was thinking


guess its true what they say.... stupid things happen to stupid people

Honestly, that's what you get for not wrapping it :)

Is that really him? I thought it was a fake nick.

Wooops... lol.

Cool Ice and a niggah sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.

good luck...

Beat me too it. Buy yes. Hold out for as long as you can till you get on the gravy boat that is the Maury Povich show

run, hide. Or your going to pay child support.

And the pull out method is so effective..:1orglaugh

Nice, I thought this nick was banned forever ago. :)

Thats cool dude A job for Maury.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

why the fuck would you fuck some gross bitch like that... if you're THAT desperate just go to a whore

are there black girls in germany?

Now there will be baby trolls with afros running around the board.

dont run off now - take responsibility for your lack of concern for your life (now you ruined it), hers and your newborn child by not wearing a condom

You should have wrapped your cock in some Glad Wrap....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sounds like you're already fucked

damn, good luck with that hun!