I need a man in my household
 

Neither my roommate and i can open the apple juice bottle :disgust

I'm available. Just saying...

Let me correct you...

You Need a FrenchMan in your household

Good with is hands and as a french speaking tongue...

Oui fucking Oui!!!

I wish Achmed were here, he would know what to do...:Oh crap

I predict 2 pages of volunteers.. lol

men are over rated

wayyyyyyy more then that LOL

Ya, but the can open the shit out of some apple juice bottles.

I do snore really loud, too, so that might be a deal breaker...

I can deal with snoring. Im a stoned cold sleeper. Fellas post pics my roommie and i are taking applications. hehe

apple juice makes you fart anyways

Use your nose. That should be able to hook around the cap and a thousand others and pry that bitch off. Wither that or use a hip bone as a can opener :1orglaugh

Consider this my official application!

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I have a pug that also snores when he is sleeping, so the two of us together sound like heavy machinery operating at night...

My wife said I can come over. I'm an apple juice opener expert.

Trust me.

I'm free for the next sixty years of my life Punker. I'll gladly move in with you and be your servant boy.

Ya know.

I've said the same thing many times.. then I stop to think about all the other hassles that come with having a man in the house.... and I think I'd opt to drink something other than apple juice.

Maybe I've just never found the right man.

PK

I will fill the position HOWEVER I must tell you there can be NO SEX, I just want to talk and cuddle.

oh and I give great massages too.

;)

-Loki-

fireman is off the market . . . too late

do you like the falafel ms. barbie?

i would love to open your... ehemmm... bottle :Graucho

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I can open apple juice, jam jars, mayo aswell as many other types of twisty things that need ot be opened... haha

I wouldn't you really just prefer this
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and this
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this is some serious business

I recommend avoiding the additional dead weight, and just use your charm on the clerk at the store - have him open it when you buy it, then just close it back up for the drive home :thumbsup

Try a rubber band?

i recommend achmed

what happend to the felon?

Fedex it to me and I'll open it for you.

I'm good with my hands..hence my job..and only snore when drunk..:2 cents:

black and decker make an auto jar opener.

I switched to pineapple juice for that exact same reason!!

I would like to go on record as seconding this and would like to add that Achmed is most likely, probably, without a doubt, kind of an outstanding gentlemen.:thumbsup

run the top under hot water for 1 minute then try.

Tap the lid gently with a butter knife

what he said

move into my house

do the dishes and vacuum the floors, dust the furniture and I'll open all the apple juice bottles you need.

Honey I am a man and I can help, just send me the address.

Can't you buy apple juice in a box or something? :winkwink:

Damn you punker barbie!!!

I just went to open the apple juice and I can't open it and there are no men around to do it for me. :( You cursed apple juice bottles everywhere.

i had an accident that took away 70% or my grip strength... my prenis is grateful, but I can't open the bottle for you either. sorry.

id hit ya baby

I'll have to ask my wife first, but it shouldn't be an issue.

Did somebody say APPLE?!?!?!

A/S/L pics???????????/

I'd love to see some pics of you and your roomate trying to "open the apple juice bottle"....

:)

Well, a man is always better than a can opener but....

Take a regular oldschool can opener (the narrow sharp pointed one used to open beer cans back in the day)

Turn it upside down, stick the point up under the lid, slightly push. Move over an inch and do it again. Pretty soon the lid will let go/ the seal will pop and you can open it right up. You will hear the hiss.

I know this because years ago I had a stubborn lid on spaghetti sauce stick and a jar shatter and I got cut.