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polish_aristocrat 07-10-2007 10:04 AM

what's the most flowers you ever gave to a woman ?
 
Ok, asking a romantic question on a board full of guys fucking hookers may not be the best option, but who cares

so..... anyone would like to share? :glugglug

TG Rebecca 07-10-2007 10:07 AM

so, i've never gotten flowers for a woman, but since i am one, i have received flowers. :) and the most that i have ever received, was once on my three month anniversary with a guy, he got me three dozen roses. it was a ton. and honestly, i thought it was a bit much and sort of creepy. three YEAR anniversary? that would be great. but three dozen roses after just three MONTHS was a bit extreme. i didn't expect anything like that. fucker ended up cheating anyways, so he was probably just over-compensating for his guilt. :)

polish_aristocrat 07-10-2007 10:08 AM

interesting, so i guess you're right, too many roses can be perceived as strange and creepy? :Oh crap

tranza 07-10-2007 10:21 AM

I've never given more than a dozen at a time...

teg0 07-10-2007 10:25 AM

2 dozen is the most I've ever given, but I don't even do that anymore. I have the ability to draw and paint so I just draw or paint a girl a bouquet of flowers because real flowers die, but just like my love... the drawing or painting can last forever.

donkevlar 07-10-2007 11:48 AM

1, once.

I don't believe in flowers.

Libertine 07-10-2007 11:50 AM

100, for valentine's day. Might have been a bit overboard... her whole house was filled with them :1orglaugh

Scott McD 07-10-2007 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TG Rebecca (Post 12733562)
he got me three dozen roses. it was a ton. and honestly, i thought it was a bit much and sort of creepy.
i didn't expect anything like that. fucker ended up cheating anyways, so he was probably just over-compensating for his guilt. :)

Ouch ! Which proves flowers don't mean shit anyway. I never buy them...

ADL Josh 07-10-2007 11:52 AM

i think it was like 75 or something like that...loaded up the hotel room with them:)

polish_aristocrat 07-10-2007 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 12734164)
100, for valentine's day. Might have been a bit overboard... her whole house was filled with them :1orglaugh

but i guess that wasn't a surprise for her? she was your gf back then already, wasn't she?

i once thought about giving 100 roses to a girl for her b-day but then i realized it would have been a little too creepy probably indeed, heh

Libertine 07-10-2007 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12734188)
but i guess that wasn't a surprise for her? she was your gf back then already, wasn't she?

i once thought about giving 100 roses to a girl for her b-day but then i realized it would have been a little too creepy probably indeed, heh

She was my gf, yes, though I'm pretty sure she actually was surprised at the amount :)

Brother Bilo 07-10-2007 12:04 PM

I always thought that the amount of flowers wasn't really that important, getting the right color and type was always a bigger deal. I usually went with a dozen or half dozen, but I've still hit jackpots with a single flower. Just how you give it to her.

polish_aristocrat 07-11-2007 05:52 AM

one more bump

Ron2k1 07-11-2007 06:00 AM

1 bouquet of flower for my mom

(ordered from the internet)

sirkakashi08 07-11-2007 06:27 AM

white roses...

Beaver Bob 07-11-2007 06:34 AM

one dozen at the most

nico-t 07-11-2007 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by teg0 (Post 12733696)
2 dozen is the most I've ever given, but I don't even do that anymore. I have the ability to draw and paint so I just draw or paint a girl a bouquet of flowers because real flowers die, but just like my love... the drawing or painting can last forever.

that sounds like a corny line straight out of a soap opera

jimthefiend 07-11-2007 06:55 AM

Sent my kids Mom 12 dozen roses the day she had her.

amandaspost 07-11-2007 07:38 AM

2 dozen was the most I ever recieved :)

cool1 07-11-2007 07:51 AM

one afternoon many years ago while drunk
I was driving along this gravel road outside the city and saw a field with a mass of wild roses growing along it.
I just had to stop and pick a feww
ended up bringing home to the wife, (at the time), close to 150 roses.
was a wild night

Vendzilla 07-11-2007 07:56 AM

my buddies got me drunk after my divorce in 91, then took me down to try out for the love connection. Yep, she picked me! I gave her 101 long stem roses on the date, yep, got laid! That was fun!

TG Rebecca 07-11-2007 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12733574)
interesting, so i guess you're right, too many roses can be perceived as strange and creepy? :Oh crap

it all depends on the girl and the timing, and your relationship with her. my relationship with the guy that i mentioned, was more on the "fun" side, and we weren't crazy-serious after the three months together that he bought them for me. it didn't make me feel much differently about him, i stayed with him for a total of two years. maybe i shouldn't have used the word "creepy," but it did make me feel a bit uncomfortable because a) it was only after three months together and i didn't realize we were "celebrating" our three month anniversary, so i had nothing for him, and b) i would much rather he saved his money, flowers can get really expensive, especially since we were much younger at the time and money was harder to come by. :)

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12734178)
Ouch ! Which proves flowers don't mean shit anyway. I never buy them...

i do enjoy getting flowers every now and then, but it's not something that i expect or "crave," if that makes sense. :) it is sort of a waste of money, imho. :) that doesn't mean that i never want to get them ever again, but it's not a necessity on every birthday/anniversay/holiday/etc. it's a very nice surprise when it's unexpected and not over-the-top. :)

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Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 12734243)
I always thought that the amount of flowers wasn't really that important, getting the right color and type was always a bigger deal. I usually went with a dozen or half dozen, but I've still hit jackpots with a single flower. Just how you give it to her.

i agree with this. while red roses are classic/romantic/etc.. i enjoy other types of flowers/bouquets, maybe even more than i would the roses. i love orchids and really pretty blue and purple flowers, stuff that you don't really see that often. :thumbsup it could be a totally small bouquet and still be the most beautiful/appreciated. it doesn't have to be a huge crystal vase full of bright red roses. but those are nice, too, every once in a while. ;)

TG Rebecca 07-11-2007 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend (Post 12738572)
Sent my kids Mom 12 dozen roses the day she had her.

that is awesome. :thumbsup

Octopus 07-11-2007 09:19 AM

I like to buy flowers and to make bouquet by myself.

mattz 07-11-2007 09:19 AM

seventeen one time, it was crazy!

M0nk 07-11-2007 09:45 AM

flowers?....Yeah right!

Vick! 07-11-2007 09:58 AM

1 bouquet of flowers, may be like 30-40 .. ordered from Internet.

Project-Shadow 07-11-2007 10:00 AM

7 flowers.. 1 flower to 7 different girls in the same night... that was one fun night :D


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